Don't you love that blue stuff you put in your toilet to clean it? And how

if you don't know it's there, and take a piss, you think something is horribly

wrong with you? Hospitals love it when you come in for no reason.

"Ahh. Felt good to let that out- Oh my God! I pissed green! I gotta get to the

doctor RIGHT NOW!

You try to figure out the problem, and you get to thinking about what you've done in the past month.

Like, "Damn those discount condoms! I KNEW Trojan wasn't spelled with a "G". Or a "K".