Who's Going To Save Me!?

Hello everyone, and welcome to my first crazy fiction. In this story I will introduce a race that everyone should know of, but are modified to what I think they look like. It will be a crazy fic, full of randomness and humour and I hope you all enjoy it.

I own everything in this fic, including the modified Batman that you will see later. No using these characters without my permission, otherwise Damon and I will hunt you down and turn you into something you don't want to be turned into. Enough of that now, and onto the story. . .

~*^+^*~Chapter 1: Beauty sleep must be needed before anything~*^*^*~

It was a dark and stormy night, all the lights were out and everyone had gone to bed, well, that was everyone except Danny and his sweet cousin Errol. These two unusual creatures were infact Dust Bunnies, my version of dust bunnies that is. They were small and egg shaped, and looked sort of like weird penguins, but. . . to set them apart from their ordinary penguin selves, they had cute little rabbit like ears and a little fuzzy tail.

(LW: How cute ^^

Damon: Yeah, yeah. Get over it all ready

LW: But. . .

Damon: The story

LW: Oh yeah. Hehe, ops ^^

Damon: *Rolls his eyes*)

Anyway. Danny and Errol were sitting on their own little comfy armchairs, enjoying a nice convosation. . .

"So Danny, how's your sister been going lately?" Errol asked cheerfully, slapping his dear old cousin on the back.

"Oh she's been hitting the roof." Danny answered, slapping Errol back.

"Crikey, what's been eating her up?"

"Dunno, maybe the cotton candies have raided again." He shrugged and snuggled into his chair.

"Damn cotton candies."

And so there was their convosation. It wasn't until the clock struck 1, that a terrible high-pitched scream echoed through their house.

"Errol, what was that?" Danny asked, jolting out of his chair.

"That sounded a lot like Stacey, don't you think?"

"Oh no, the dreaded cotton candies have attacked her again. What shall we do?"

"I have an idea. . ."

"What, what is it!?" By this time Danny had a firm grip of Errol's shoulders and was shaking him to death.

"It's time to call on dumdumduuum. . . BATMAN (weird echo thing) dun-na-na- na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!!!"

"Great idea Errol. Okay, on the count of three, we call him."

"Alright."

"One."

"Two."

"Three. . . BAAATMAAAN!!!!!" They shouted together.

~Zooooom~

"What's the problem now gentleman?" A little dust bunny asked tiredly, wiping his hair out of his face. He was wearing a bizarre batch of clothing, a black cape and goggles, and red underwear with a black belt, and on his belly was a bat-like marking. "You know you have distracted me from my beauty sleep." He growled.

"Oh Batman, it's my sister. We think she is been eaten by the cotton candies again, can you save her?" Danny cried, wiping a stray little tear.

Batman rolled his eyes. "But I want my beauty sleep." He whined, walking over to Danny's comfy armchair.

"Really, Batman, I think saving a life is more important than your beauty sleep." Errol interrupted.

"Not really, I need 24 hours to regenerate after each mission; and, if I remember correctly. . . My last mission was last night when Danny called me to save you from Squwables. . ."

"But he was going to kill me, didn't you see. . ."

"I saw a big teddy bear in your house falling over and. . ."

"But he could have squished me."

"Really, and I. . ."

"It would have turned me pancake."

"You were too far away to be turned into a Pan. . ."

"But. . ."

"Would you stop cutting me off!!!" Batman yelled, now sitting in Danny's chair.

"Sorry." Was all Errol could say, slumping his head. "Does that still mean your going to. . ."

Poke, poke.

Errol looked up to see Danny. "What!?"

"He won't be helping." Was all his cousin could say as loud snoring could be heard from the armchair.

"Damn"

`~*~`

Meanwhile, under the next bed in the next room. . .

"Stay away you evil little termite, I mean it! Don't come any closer! No, stay, stay, st. . . AHHHH!!!!" A female dust bunny with golden curly locks screamed as a big termite thingy crawled closer and closer to her.

~*^+^*~

Who's going to save Stacey? What are Danny and Errol going to do next? Is Batman really lazy or is it his extensively hard work that makes him wish for Beauty sleep? Find out next time on the next instalment of 'Who's Going To Save Me!?'

* Cotton candies = little dust balls with razor sharp teeth, very dangerous and ferocious

* Squwables = A large teddy bear, that looks kind of demented. It had fallen into Danny's house when the kid in the bed kicked it out. It now lays forgotten to everyone except for the Dust Bunny race.

Okay, did you like it or hate it? Should I write more? Do any of yous have an idea that you would like me to use? Say everything on you reviews, I accept flames but all I'd do will laugh.

*~ Blessed Be ~*