You broke my heart,

I crashed your car.

You stole a kiss,

I stole your watch.

You killed my pen,

I killed your fish.

You lost my picture,

I lost your number.

You ruined my math,

I ruined your life.

You forgot my birthday,

I forgot your existence.

I hated you,

you hated me.

Say, why did we ever break up

anyways?