Final Fantasy Tactics Advance SP ROFLP

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Garnet: Hi Zidane.

Zidane: Sup… DAGGER :O.

Garnet: Whatever you’re mean.

Zidane: I know. I’m Sorry.

Garnet: Well.. I don’t think you are.

Zidane: Well, my tail DOES!

Garnet: Oook.. I’m scared.

Vivi: pops in I like… NACHOS!!!

Zidane and Garnet: o.o;;; YAY!

Vivi: ) I like my hat.

Zidane: My Tail’s better.

Vivi: NUT UH! Steps on it

Zidane: Ow… you… you…. BASTARD OO

Vivi Garnet: gasp OO;

Zidane: Blush He.. Heh.. Hehh… um.. gulp hi.. (

Vivi: Sits on the floor

Zidane: Vivi..

Vivi: What?

Zidane: I have… your.. BANANA!! OO

Vivi: NO WAY!

Zidane: Im sorry. I thought it’d be a good chick magnet.

Garnet: Well, it IS a good looking… banana )

Vivi: Right

Stiener: Garnet I think it’s your bedtime!

Garnet: No! You cant make me!
Stiener: YES I CAN!

Garnet: pees on Stiener

Stiener: AAAHH!!! has a heart attack and dies

Vivi, Zidane, and Garnet: . . . YAY!!!

Stiener: looks at them Y..o….u… falls over …….y………o……u….. Y…………….O………….U..

Vivi: God.. Why don’t you die already? ( FIRA
Stiener: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! HOT!!!!!!!!!!

Zidane: Gets a big choppy sword slice Slice

Vivi: Stiener BURGERS!!

Garnet: Eww.. gives them to the Ooglops

Ooglop: croak Thank-Q!

Garnet: No Problem! :D

Vivi: Nachos.

Zidane: Nachos are good.

Vivi: Yes… NACHOAGA
Zidane: It’s raining nachos! Cool! eats them

Garnet: Yum! eats

Yuna: rar.

Garnet: WTF. Who are you!!?!?

Yuna: I am your mom only younger. I traveled in time. Obviously.

Garnet: Ok… who’s my dad?

Kimahri: Me dad. You kid.

Yuna: oO.. um…. … no.

Tidus: WEE!! I AM!

Garnet: Wow. You have big balls.

Tidus: Thanks ;) throws one at Garnet

Garnet: catches it Throws it at yuna

Yuna: Gets hit in the face with the blitz balls Owie. ;;

Garnet: My mom’s a BITCH! DIE YUNA YOU MAN-WHORE! STABS

Yuna: Ow.. dies

Tidus: Yeah, she was a bitch.

Kimahri: Oh no. Evolves into a pie

Cait: runs in We had Nachos for lunch! Yay! flies away

Garnet: Mmmm.. Kittyman pie.. Anyone got any whipped cream?

Vivi: WHIPPEDCREAMAGA

Tidus: Uh…..oh… looks at camera gets turned into whipped cream

Garnet: YAY! LETS EAT!

Everyone: eats the pie
Zidane: Yumm.. burp te-he Nice vivi.

Vivi: Thanks. ) I think we should burn stuff.

Garnet: Like my mother! :D

Zidane: Shure!

Ness: comes teleporting in holding garnets mom

Garnet’s mom: HELP ME GARNET!!!

Garnet: How bought no?

Ness: Drops her Flies away on a pink elephant

Zidane: Straps garnet’s mom to a tree with duck tape

Vivi: Chucks a blitz ball at garnet’s mom

Garnet’s mom: Ow.. Wait.. TIDUS?!?! OO that was back when my name was Yuna… WTH IS GOIN ON!?!!? OO
Garnet: DIE BITCH!! Mwahahahahah gets a flamethower and flames Garnet’s mom

Garnet’s mom: OWIEEE!!! OW!!! ;;

Vivi: pours Nitric acid in garnet’s mom’s eyeballs soaks her clothes in it
Zidane: gets exacto knives out and slice’s garnet’s mom’s skin off layer by layer.

Garnet’s mom: passes out from the pain

Everyone: YAY!!!!

Vivi: What are we gunna do about the leftover Stiener burgers..?

Zidane: Lets feed them to the kids or lunch.

Vivi: ok.

Aeris: ohio.. STATE!!

Everyone: o-o; What?

Aeris: I’m naked. (

Everyone: Oh, darn.

All the boys: drool OO O
Aeris: Oh pl-EASE!

Goku: have any of you seen some dragon balls?

Vivi: looks at the blitz balls Y..es… over there they’re magical. U get 9999 wishes

Goku: 1337! takes them THANKS!

Vivi: No problem

Goku: Flies away

Garnet: So.. What do u wanna do?
Aeris: Im not naked anymore.

Garnet: Kool. Lets fish.

Zidane Yay! sticks tail in water

Vivi: Uh...

Zidane: Um.. Ow damn carp biting tail! I wonder why he did that.

Vivi: I know why XD

Zidane: Why?

Vivi: Um. Cheese

Zidane: I like cheese

Wobbuffet: WOOOOOBABUFFET

Everyone: What the hell?

Wobbuffet comes in

Wobbuffet: is actually a tree

Everyone: oh.

Vivi: What a strange tree.

Garnet: Yeah

ViVi: Oh.. Wanna know whos gay?

Garnet: who?

Zidane: EVERYONE A T JHS and JMS!!!

Vivi: YEP! :D

Zidane: YAY!?!? Lets burn them!!!

Vivi: ok. FIRA wooo.. Lets cook marshmellows.

Everyone: Cooks marshmellos

Tree pushes Zidane in fire
Zidane: OWWW. HOT HOT HTO holds his butt

Everyone: HA-Ha! )

Zidane: MEANIES! Cries Goes home
Garnet: o darn

Vivi: yeah.

Aeris: im really dead ya know.. (

Everyone: ( That’s so sad.

Garnet: LIFE
Aeris: Still dead. Damn you spirit! (

500,000,000 Miles away

Sephiroth: puts on a pink frilly dress and sips tea Would you like some tea, teddy?

Teddy: . . . .

Seymore: I WANT SOME!!! )

Sephiroth: ok . pours Seymour some Your purple frilly dress is rather stunning, Seymour.
Seymore: Why thank you. sips Yours is sexy too.

Seymour Sephiroth:
back at FF land

Aeris: I hope Sepphiroth Dies.

500,000,000 miles away

Sephiroth: Oh No! Im choking on my muffin!! dies

back at FF land

King Kai: Aeris can u hear me?

Aeris: Yeah.. Who are you..

King Kai: I am king kai. Long story. Seymour has died.

Aeris: WHOO HOO!

500,000,000 miles away

Seymour: Oh no. Poor spirit. ;;;.. eats a crumpet

Goku: Flies in Hey Seymour I got the dragon balls

Seymour: Sw33t.. takes them DEATH AWAITS YOU!! stabs Goku with a cane

Goku: oh no! eats Senzu bean and flies away

Seymour: Dragon! GRAND ME WISHES!!

A Tidus-Dragon comes out

Tidus Dragon: NO BITCH! uses Jecht Shot on him

Seymour: oof. Implodes

Tidus-Dragon: Yay! Goes back into the blitz balls

Goku: comes back, picks up the blitz balls and leaves

back at FF land
Aeris: Pie

Garnet: SHUT UP ABOUT PIE!
Aeris: K.

Zidane: but pie is good. I came back to give you pie!

Vivi: Especially the Kimahri-Tidus pie.

Teddy: comes running in SEYMOUR IS DEAD!
Everyone: YAY! LETS THROW A PARTY

VivI: PARTYA

Zidane: Sweet.. hands upsidedown on a tree

Garnet: kisses Zidane

Zidane: Meep.

Garnet: I love you Zidane

Zidane: Aww I love you too hug

Garnet and Zidane turn into yellow polka-dotted flamingos and fly away

Vivi: That…. Was scary.. Well whos left?

Aeris: ME.

Teddy: Me.. But… spontaneously combusts

Aeris: darn.

Vivi: I love you aeris.

Aeris: wtf?

Vivi: just kidding, dumbass.

Vivi: Um.. summons Auron

Auron: y0.

Vivi: Hi… Algae..

Cait: OO.. BIG.. CHOPPY.. SWORD!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIINEEEEEE

Auron: ……………no.

Cait: sob

Auron: I’m sorry

Auron: so.. Sup?

Vivi: lots of people died… and.. Pie.

Auron: I missed the pie?!!? (

Auron:…well.. I have a big choppy sword so I don’t care

Cait: don’t remind me ;;

Cait:… welll.. Yay the other pen died so I have to use Mrs. Hartley’s pen ive had since… AUGUST OO

Areis: 1337.

Cait: )

Auron Cops Aeris in ½ Shit.

Cait: AUUUURONN (

Auron: Sorry.

Aeris: that’s ok. I was dead anyways.

Cait: sews aeris up with a MONKEY

Aeris: Thank you.

Cait: no problem.

Aeris: im bored.

Cait holds up a vegeta figure I AM THE STRONGEST COFFEE CANDY IN THE WORLDDD!

Auron: Ok.. Nobody cares.

Cait: I do. Vegeta does.

Taryn: Hi I like torturing people.

Cait: sweet…

Seymour’s Ghost: RAAWRR.

Taryn: DIE BITCH DIEE! digs eyeballls out, kicks in balls, and digs heart out with a dull spagettio.

Cait: Gasp.

Auron: Chops Seymour up

Everyone: YAY!

Cait: Oh no.. im gunna.. Im gunna… BOOM turns into a nuclear radioactive pancreas thing.

Taryn: ok.

Vivi: im scared. Can I go home now?

Aeris: NO.

Taryn: Biology blows.

Cait’s Pancreas: Big

Taryn: RICHARD

Cait’s Pancreas: IAN!!

Taryn: WILLY!!!!

Cait Taryn: COX!!!!!!!!!!

Cait: Ok ill die now. dies

The Sun: I AM GOD!

Vivi: …no.

Auron: I have to pee…

Taryn: That’s nice.

Auron Pees on Seymour’s body

Taryn: Woo! pees on it too

Aeris: poops on it

Taryn Auron: eeeewww

Damon: He BIT ME! points at Seymour

Auron: Im sorry. I did It.

Aeris: NO I DID! Wrestles him

Auron: .. SHUT UP!!!

Damon: Ok.. Illl just Leave.

Fire-Starter: Bwahahha…. Did you know I start fires?

Auron: Yes..

Fire-Starter: OO I DIDN’T KNOW I STARTED FIRES!!

Auron: Hmm.. Are you Damon?

Fire-Starter: No.

Aeris: Yes it’s damon.

Fire-Starter: ( I didn’t even know I was me..

Cait’s Pancreas: I have 45634 kids

Taryn: really?

Cait’s Pancreas: No but everyone in my biology class does.. Come to think of it, everyone in my school does too!

Wakka: Ya stole my blitz balls, ya?

Aeris: Yeah.

Vivi: eep..

Wakka: Gimme my ballz back, ya?

Cait: hahaha, and no I will NEVER die! Bwahah

Taryn: sees wakka eyes turn red and smoke pours out of her ears RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! takes Auron’s big choppy sword and runs at wakka DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Wakka: …oo mommy….ya? RUNS

Taryn: Chases him out of sight

Vivi: Woah. SOMEones pissed.

Auron: Ya

Cait: …no she just hates wakka.

Vivi Auron: Oooooh.

Cait: Damn my shoes are falling apart. They’re like brand new too

Vivi: Im sorry : have a metal burrito.

Cait: Um no. Want a Chalupa?

Vivi: Copped up TACO DOG OO

Auron: What??

Cait: Chalupas are chopped up taco dogs.

Auron: …ok…

Cait: opens chalupa reads package Hey this is a ChalOOpa!

Genuine 100 Dolphin Safe Chaloopa

Win a free YAK

To win, see inside for details!

No Purchase Necessary!

Yes that’s right! You can rip the chalupa open in the store and keep the wrapper!

(not really)

Auron: But.. You’d have to buy it to… arg im confused.

Cait: Sweet. Microwaves it on top of the burning JMS bodies

Braska: OO DON’T EAT THAT BURRITO!!!

Cait: Why?

Braska: Cuz it’s haunted.

Jecht: haunted like a FOX TERRIER!!

Cait: Wha? It’s not a burrito anyways.

Vivi: It’s a Chalupa. My Chalupa. Hugs Chalupa

Braska and Jecht: Ok….. Wait.. Wha?

Auron: I’m pregnant.

Jecht: Look at meh seckseh body :O

Braska: Ok jecht.. Time for your medicine..

Jecht: NO MOMMY NO!!!!

Braska: Yes Jechty.

Cait: Jechty? WTH dude. This part wasn’t even in the story before!

Taryn: Well the fugly idiot that’s typing this story wanted to change it a bit, just for the hell of it.

Cait: ahh I get it now.. The idiot writing this is gay don’t u think?
Taryn: I agree!

Shane Vivi: Me too!!

Cait: …;;

Shane Vivi: :P

Goku: Back to the main story! Ka-Ha-Me-Ha-Me-Ha-Rar-Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM

Braska Jecht: ahhh we’re dead! dies Bold is fun )

Goku: THOSE WERNT DRAGON BALLS, DAMNIT!!

Cait: well im SORRY. I went to WALMART and BOUGHT THEM, OK! AND WHEN I WAS THERE I GOT TARYN HER PS2 MAGAZINE AND I WAS GUNNA GET HER MAGIC CARDS BUT THEY DIDN’T FRIGGIN HAVE ANY!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR-NESS!!!!!!

Goku: Calm down dude….o ya.. The DBS! RAH!!!! turns into a fruitcake

Cait: GASP It’s….

Vivi: oo uh…

Taryn: not THIS!!!!

Cait: THEEEE….

Vivi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cait: EVEEEEEEEEERLASTING FRUITCAKE!!! AS SOON AS IT IS GONE, IT WILL RE-A-PEAR!! THOUGH WE’VE DONE OUR BEST TO GET RID-OF-IT, IT SHOWS UP AT OUR HOUSE EACH YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivi: Oy…

Goku: what the hell?

Vivi: OO

Goku: Well you can die now. spirit bomb …wait.. Whats that?

Wakka: runs into view AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUNS OVER GOKU

Goku: Ack. dies

Taryn: DIE!! STABS WAKKA REPEADITLY

Wakka: aahh.. twitch twitch

Taryn: ahhhh I feel better now

Cait: o.o;; backs off

Taryn: )

Cait: well it’s the last day of school…

Taryn: THANK GOD! I can get out of this HELL HOLE.

Cait: :

Taryn: WHATTTT?!!?!?

Cait: ….nachos…. :

Shane: Comes walking in with his hands in his pockets Hi Taryn.

Taryn: HI SHANE

Cait: o.o;; hi….. oo
Taryn: P nudges cait
Cait: don’t touch me, homo…

Taryn: Caiiit look whos heeeree…

Cait: I KNOW godd..

Taryn: rar. Im bored.

Cait: Yeah

Taryn: Dude we havent saw any funny shiz in a while..

Cait: well Im not in the mood for it today.

Taryn: why?

Cait: Cuz..

Taryn: o-O;.. Hey shane whats ur favorite Final Fantasy Character?

Shane: Ugh. Shut UP about Final Fantasy!!!

Taryn: NEVER.. Anyways.. Why are you writing if you don’t wanna write?, Caiterz?

Cait: Cuz.. Um.. You ask me every friggin day and shane wanted to be in it. And. Today’s the last day. And MOST LIKELY I wont be able to talk to him next year cuz of SHYNESS STUFF

Taryn: Ooooh..

Cory: RAR

Cait: EEEEEEEEEW ITS CORY!!!!!!

Taryn, Shane, and Vivi: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Auron: GASP! it’s the FINAL FINAL AEON!!

Shane: uh……… no.

Auron: ……………..darn.

Payne: im gay. And slutty.

Cait: I know.

Auron: dude, payne.. You took my rightfull place in FFX-2! Pounces on her

Payne: dodges

Auron: SMACK on the floor ow..

Payne: Sorry. You wouldn’t look right in my slutty clothes.

Rikku: Mine are sluttier.

Everyone: WE KNOW.

Vivi: oy.. In FFIX there were NO slutty clothes.

Cait Taryn: THANK GOD!!

Taryn: but that one monster was kinda slutty

Vivi: … I was talking about main characters, dumbass.

Dominic: OMG! Boobies, asses, sluts, oh my! O

Cait:…….. stabs dominic repeatedly with a butcher knive DIE YOU MAN-WHORE! DIEEEEEEEE I HATE YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKERRR THANK GOD SCHOOL IS OUT OR ID HAVE A FRIGGIN SEIZURE CUZ I HATE UR MOTHER EFFFING GUTSSSSSSSSSSSS

Everyone : o.o LETS GET EM!!!

Shane: YEAH! THAT’S WHAT U GET FOR USING MY FRIGGIN AGENDA!! STABS TARYN GIMME THE BURNING SUGAR CUBE OF DOOM!!

Taryn: Alrighty.. Gets out a big velvet, glowing black box opens it

the world is silenced

Angels: Hallelujah!!!!!!! Hallelujah!!!!!!! Halle- gets ran over by an ice cream truck

sound returns to the world

Taryn: Here ya go all mighty Shane!

Cait: o-o what the hell?

Taryn: Gives it to shane, kneeling

Shane: THANK YOU LOYAL SERVENT! pats on head rubs hand on pants takes the SCOD (Sugar Cube Of Death) rams it through dominic in MANY many places, making sure he a.) dies, b.) never has kids in his LIFE.

Cait: GO SHANE!! high 5

Shane: Moves hand before she hits it

Cait: Darn (

Dominic: xx

Alex: y0.

Cait: OO… hi.. ;

Alex: )

Cait: ))

Cait: Hold on… Kills Payne with a radioactive nacho and bottle of vanilla pepsi

Alex: Ok…….. looks around OMG.. Its .. Its.. SHANE OO eww…

Shane: OMG It’s YOU! I don’t know you!

Alex: Grr.. DIE SHANEE! jumps for him

Cait: oo;;;;;;;; ALEXXXXXXXANDERRRRR!

Alex: stops in mid-air ( sorry..

Taryn: haha Alex sucks.

Cait: NUT UH. I spent an HOUR on phone with him on Thursday

Taryn: So?

Cait: so RAR.

Shane: I’m Scared…………. Not really..

Cait: HEY OO ya know what’d be kool? If we got to see harry potter at the party tomarrow!!
Taryn: but we’re going to the lake!!

Cait: we don’t even get to swim
Shane: that’s a good thing.

Cait: … I know XD

Kyra: Hey im not gunna come! :D Taryns WAY too weird for /ME/ :P

Taryn: HEY!!!

Cait: coughtoldyasocough
Kyra: Told her WHAT!!?!!?

Cait: oy.. Nothing.. rolls eyes

Kyra: well, lets go watch Inuyasha.. For the hell of it.

Shane, Cait, and Taryn: Ok

Vivi: whats Inuyasha?

Cait: a dog thing.. ROFL my spell checker changed Inuyasha to IGUANA!!! HAHAHAH

everyone sits down

tape comes on Barney: I LOVE YOU!! YOU LOVE ME!!! 3 WE’RE A HAPPY-

Cory: DUDE! THAT’S MY TAPE Takes it and leaves

Everyone: ooook…

Taryn: how bought no more movies

Shane: Yeeahh..

Taryn: Im Bored. So. Im gunna go on ! Bye!

Cait: Bye.

Vivi: I think im gunna go to-

Cait: NO!!!!!!!!!! clings to vivi don’t leaaavee mee.

Alex: . . . JELOUSYY tackles vivi

Cait: Dear GOD MAN! CALM UR ASS DOWN!

Alex: But the Jelousy…

Cait: don’t care.

Alex: FINE throws a chair across the room

Cait: OMG!! UCK!!! MEN!!!

RikkU: umm im gunna leave now. Leaves on top of an ice cream Sunday

Cait: ooohh.. Ice creamm..

Auron: Ice cream is goood.

Shane: Yep.

Cait: sigh

Taryn: I’m baaaaaaack. Have enough alone time yet?!? :P

Cait: ..

Shane: hi-lo!

Taryn: how come you don’t talk much, shane?

Shane: Cuz the idiot writing this story don’t know squat about how I talk!

Cait Taryn: aaahh..

long awkward silence

crickets chirp

Quina: ME HUNGEE!!! ME EAT VIVI!!!!!!

Vivi: shiz.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cait: oh NO YOU DON’T. sits on Quina

Quina: but, me hungee (

light shines in

Quina: Me love vivi!

Cait: OO NOOOOOOO! HES MINEEEEEE ;;
Alex: WTF no.

Cait: eat the QWHALE (Queen Whale) points at Cory

Quina: OO HE LOOK TASTE! ME EAT QWHALE!
Cory: AHHHH HELP!!!

Cait: well he’s out like a fat kid getting eaten by Quina. Wait. He IS a fat kid getting eaten by Quina! Hahahah!

Translator dude: Hi I translate stuff.

Taryn: Taco de Gato

Translator dude: Cat Taco
Cait: Taco de Paco

Translator dude: Frank Taco

Kyra: HEY THAT’S MEAN

Cait: …. HYPOCRITEEEEEEEEEE

Kyra: huh?

Taryn: oo;;

Cait: Soy Un Taco.

Translator dude: I am A Taco

Taryn: ROFL
Cait: Himawari no tane no kawaii

Translator dude: Sunflower seeds are cute

Taryn: WTF LOLOLOLOL.

Shane: huh?

Kyra: I dunoo.

Cait: Uh. Ichi.. Ni. San.. Chi… RYU!! .

Translator dude: Uh.. 1 … 2.…3.…4.. DRAGON!! .

Taryn: dude just talk English. The translator dude is scary.

Cait: DUN WANNA (

Taryn: im bored.

Cait: me too. Man my Gel pen is almost out of ink and I have a soc, bio, and math test to do..

Auron: Gives cait the PENCIL of DOOM

Cait: OO NOO!! NOW ITS HARDER TO READ!!

Taryn: o wel,

Cait: :

Auron: AIEEEEEE MY WATER BROKE!

Cait: …………….. Alrighty then.. Im drawin a random mog!!

Taryn: The one in ur drawing book looks better.

Cait: I know

Cait: Oh boy wasn’t that math test hard.

Taryn: You bet

Cait: ur not even IN my math class

Taryn: I know, dumbass

Cait: Im NOT dumb
Taryn: Well im in algebra and ur in PRE Algebra.

Cait: at LEAST Im not FAILING :P

Shane: Hey im in Geometry or something.

Cait: So?.. XD

Taryn: sigh

Cait: what?

Taryn: im bored

Cait: that’s wonderful.

Taryn: Yeah. And the damn author of this story has ran out of ideas!

I think we should revolt!

Shane: YEAH!

Cait: YEAH!!!!!!!!

Vivi: WOOOOOOOO!

Auron: LETS GO!!!!!!!

Author: meep..

Taryn, Cait, Shane, Vivi, and Auron carry tortches to The author’s computer room

Everyone: WE WANT FUNNY! WE WANT FUNY! WE WANT FUNNY!

Author: you don’t like nachos anymore? O.o;

Taryn: Nachos were SOOOOOOOOOOOO 2 years AGO!

Auron: dude. Theres a toilet.

Author: no that’s a chair.

Auron: trips over the toilet and dies

Author: Shrugs

Everyone: GASP! IM SUING!!

Author: oy.. Ur just characters in my stupid story, Dumb-asses! Dude. My spelling checket changes Dumb-asses to debases.! gay thing.

Cait: hell YA that’s gay. You should DIE!

Author: I know. Im sorry. I need to get high on some energy drinkss hehehe I think I will before I go to the party )

Taryn: oh great..

Shane: …. Maybe I wont go….

Shane’s mom: SHAAAAAAAAAANE! YOUR GOIN TO TARYNS PARTY CUZ U GOTTA BE A GOOD FRIEND, DAMNIT!

Shane: o.o;; ok…. Umm.. U need to trim kitties hair. Tiz long.

Shane’s mom: …. No. now LEAVE.

Shane: god.

Cait: im tired. yawns
Alex: aww…

Cait: x.x…….. sits on alex SHUT UP! XD
Alex: OO yes ma’am! I mean sir.

Cait: XD.

Random Pedestrian: Shane;s gay cough
Shane: … DIE!! flame throws him
Cait: now u cant say u never killed anyone

Shane: YAY!!!!

Cait: )
Taryn: ) Caaiiitt.t. hehehe

Cait: ….. Omg shut up XD

Taryn: lets go to a video game store!
Shane: ok!

at a video game store

Taryn: wow.. Look at all these.. God theres a crapload of Mario games.

Random Pedestrian #2: Hey ill tell you a place that has Mario games!

Taryn: Hello. They’re right here!

Cait: XDDDDDD

RP#3: Chris: Cait.

Cait: What?

Chris: I’m in love with your uncle. Your uncle turns me on

Alex: Yeah, that uncle of yours IS pretty hot. O.o;

Cait: Oh. My. God.

Alex: XP.

RP #4: Dan: Hey Cait remember me? I moved. So.. Whats up?

Cait: ooohhh ya Ms. Cobb is hot.

Dan: Wait. Ms. Cobb? I thought Cait wash a boy.

Cait: … I don’t wash boys!

Alex: DARN.

Cait: ….omg..

Taryn: OMGGG BAD PICTURESSSSSS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG EW

Cait: dear god.

Alex: what?

Cait: NOT YOU!!

Alex: ( u yelled at me. U HATE ME GRR!! puts a kunai in the wall

Cait: OMG ur SOOO immature. puts a kunai up ur ass XD

Alex: …..

Chris: I painted my bike pink today
Cait: o-o that’s nice

Shane: you people scare me.

Cait: dies

Alex: OO NO!! RAPES THE LIFE INTO YOU

Cait: … I am scared for life.

Alex: sorry. Your specialer then other people then.

Chris: Well everyone in here is special.

Cait: I’m a meat ball sub

Chris: YOU ARE A SPECIAL MEATBALL SUB!!

Cait: alllrgihty then.

Taryn: … mmm.. Meatball sub

Quina: MINE MINE MINE
Cait: eep. Save me.

Alex: TACKLES HIM DIEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEOTCH! XD

Cait: oy --;

Quina: My dad is a SANDWICh you know. He’LL KILL YOU

Alex; ..’aight.. OW! This sandwich took a bite out of me!

Taryn: …lets sing a song!

Quina: THE SANDWICH SONG! No the VEGETABLE SONG!

Cait: hell no.

Shane: how about “no” song.

Cait: No.

Shane: VERY nice singing :D

Cait: XD

Taryn Quina: MY ASS IS YOUR ASSS YOUR ASS IS MY ASS. FROM CALIFORNIA TO THE NEW YORK ISLAND!! FROM THE REDWOOOD FOREST TO THE GULF STREAM WAA-AAA-TERS! THIS ASS WAS MADE FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Cait Shane: oo;;;;;;;;;;

Quina: French kisses Taryns toenail

Taryn: ew.

Cait shane: looks at each other EEEEEEEEEWWW
Alex: …ohh id like to do that to cait.

Cait: Omg that’s nasty. Get away from me.

Quina: I love bill Clinton!
Taryn: I love George Washabush (that’s a whooole nother story :D)

Chris: I have Christina Agulera in my closet.

Dan: I have a Moo in my cow oh baby!!

Chris: This Store is fat.

Shane: I don’t think so.

Chris: I went to Burger King and farted on the Cash Register.

Shane: this is getting a lil bit too scary for me. Maybe ill leave.

Cait: Noooooooo (

Chris: My favorite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.

Dan: ok dude that’s whack. Im outta here. leaves

Chris: (.. sings feeetuss… fetus… noo-one wants to be a fe-tus!

Cait: I think taryn does.

Vivi: I do! ..wait.. I duno..

Chris: I DESIRE SWEET SWEET LOVE FROM A MCDONALDS FRENCH FRY!!!!

Vivi: OMG OO ME TOO! We share the SAME DREAM!!

Chris: I saw JESUS! He was NAKED! I was BLINDED!

Taryn: o-o;;

Cait: that might offend some religious freaks. So.. Im gunna have to kick u out now.

Chris: DARN.

Cait: kicks Chris’ ass

Chris: ow. dies

Shane: mwahaha my plan is complete!!! takes out a remote control looks to the sky

Taryn: holy shit theres a giant meteor commin twords us OO.

Shane: YES D I will KILL US ALL!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Shane: turns into an alien and flies off of earth

Cait: OO;

Cait: looks at the sky OMG WE’RE ALLL GUNNA DIEE!.. Wait. I can fly too. He’s not the ONLY alien here. Bwahaha flies away carrying alex

AleX: yay I get to live!
Cait: don’t press your luck.

Vivi: o-o holds onto alex’s legs

Cait: flies to atlanticus sets everyone down Lets start a new planet!

Vivi Alex: YAY!

Cait: we must put up anti-shane shields or he will come and kill us too!

Vivi: yeah
Alex: lemme just kill the bastard.

Cait: -.- oy. Hey the meteors crashing into earth lets watch!

Cait, Alex, Vivi look at earth

earth EXPLODES and creates a blinding light w/ many colors appear

Shane: 2 miles away from Atlanticus BWAHAAHAHAH MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAMAMAHAHAUAAUAUAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHH DIE EARLINGSS!! DIEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

And this.. Is how earth got annihilated by Shane Bearden )

everyone that appeared in this story comes out

Everyone: sings AND THIS IS- THE END OF OURRR SHOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! bows walks out

THE END!
No Sea monkeys harmed in production of this vehicle.