He's a snake that one
uses girls for his wicked fun
has sharp gleaming fangs
Boy, does he like to play games

the hearts of beauties are his favorite toy
he gets them easily by acting so coy
this serpent is one smooth talker
doing the love act, waiting by your locker

he moves so smooth, watch him slither
he loves them and leave them, and lets them wither
his silky touch makes girls swoon
He's even said to seduce Diane, devoted to the Moon

Old as time, just as ageless
this guy owns you with just one kiss
watch out for him, leave the lights on
beware his fangs, with their deadly poison