Hi, anyone who doesn’t like homosexuality, don’t read. You like George Bush? I wouldn’t read this if I were you. Enjoy listening to Outkast? I wouldn’t recommend this poem. Like electoral voting? I wouldn't try to go very far. Like big mouths? Stop at the last stanza.

Hee-yy Heeyyaa, Uh-oh

Ugh, I hate this song
All they do is say Hey Ya
Uh-oh
Wear green, and make many of himself in a lame video
And you’re instantly entertained
Jeez! Get a life!

News lady: President Bush’s plan to STOP GAY MARRIAGES.

What’s so wrong about gay marriages?
Their love is as holy and any mother and father
What did they ever do to you besides intimidate your sorry homophobic property-of-daddy ass?
They’d love each other as much as you love Mrs. Bu--bad example
Dude, what’s wrong with you?

Bushy: The war, on terrorism…

Oh, you are such a retarded-heartless-ignorant-lime-light-stealing dick-head
Over half of the Iraqi people didn’t want us there, so we’re pointlessly spilling blood
The blood of children
The blood of Iraqi’s, American’s, and many others
All this just to carry on daddy’s campaign? Who the hell do you think you are?

Electoral votes

Ookaaayy…
Why even let the people vote then?
Why tell them that their opinions will decide our leaders?
The person that runs the nation?
You lie so bad you stink

Being interrupted

SARAH, JOSH, LEAH, BRANDI!!
Enough is enough!
Your mouth talks just enough, and it would be enjoyable
If you would let me finish ONE FREAKIN' STORY!!
Grrrr...

Well…that’s about it for this baby, but I ask you not to flame. These are my opinions. If you feel they need to be justified, sure. But no flames.