All in the end

There you go puking on my shoe,

Then you told me it was the Chinese Food you consumed.

But it wasn’t hard for me to comprehend,

Jack Daniels was your closest friend.

You should know that I wasn’t that stupid,

And just the thought made me quite livid.

‘Cause that Daniels boy knows how to have fun,

When your groinin’ and moanin’ and feel like you’re done.

Guess who will be there holding back you hair?

That would be me, you should be all too aware.

I know that you lie and have to have your way,

But I’ll always be there to help you anyway.

What else are friends for but to be there in the end?

Hopefully that’s not too hard to comprehend.