Now at last before I can finally tell you about the adventures that you dad's and uncles went through let me introduce you to the last brother, Brother John.

Brother John was your average Run-of-the-Mill computer nerd.

" I just ran all the characters names from Star Trek through an Anagram generator and came up with the words to the declaration of Independence. That Gene Roddenberry was a genius. "

While playing an advanced version of Sim City, John had reached the highest level: "I've reached God level! Now where do I go from here?" suddenly the computer shuddered and hummed.

Shudder, Hum!!

"Hmm I'd better recalibrate the reflector core of the absorption module." But before he could do anything an arm came out from the computer grabbed John's shirt and pulled him inside the computer.

John had been digitized. He tried to get help from his coworkers.

"Help me guys!

"That john! How did he do this?"

"Where is he anyway? "

But they didn't understand.

"#&%*"

"Well. I'll just turn off this trash."

Resigned to his fate, John wandered the Internet and saw that there was much to learn. John learned from the vast amounts of information available.

"Wow! This web site covers the mating habits of various shell fish's."

Bored with his digital existence, he turns to policing the net: stopping hackers, correcting term papers and spell checking emails. But John yearned for freedom, freedom from the 1-dimesion bounds of copper wiring and satellite links.

"And these digital chocolate chip cookies stink!"

Depressed, he traveled to the dark and seldom used nodes of the net. Here john then stumbled upon a previously unknown site: .com and there he meet another digital being.

"John, I have been waiting for you. You have done well here. You have learned much. But I know of a greater knowledge that you seek; knowledge to leave this world."

The cyber god rewarded John's good deeds with this knowledge. He had gained the knowledge to travel between the 3-dimesional world and the net.

He became a HERB, which stands for: Human Electroplasm Resurrected Being. Using his unique power to materialize in any desired form,. And his intelligence of inane things, Herb thwarted high-tech criminals such as:

The nerd, looks like a nerd.

The white collar, a man with a stupid beard and with a head that looks like from the movie coon heads.

Harry hack, normal man.

And The Virus, a green monster.

The might if these super heroes was united under the avspices of one man. The genius of Lloyd.