Please

This may be the last time we ever see each other,

This could be the last we ever speak,

So please don’t hate me when I ask of you:

Let me touch your boobs.

It’s not so harsh a request, now is it?

Hey, we may not have been going out,

But take it as a compliment this day,

I’ve always thought your breasts were supple,

And they sure look great.

So please, while we’ve got the time,

Let me touch your boobs,

And I’ll let you touch mine.

Maybe not a fair trade, but please,

If I could only hold your boobs,

I would be a happier person indeed.