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Author: Blondeggman
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Reviews: 3 - Published: 06-29-04 - Updated: 06-29-04 - id:1651873
The day in the life for Ella Robinson Throughout the past three years, she has had to switch schools, a boarding school none the less, her mom just had to have twins on her birthday, her dog got hit by a car and she found it in a ditch, and worst of all, her boyfriend broke up with her to go out with her best friend (who was a guy).

The sunrays shone thru the windows signaling a brand new day. Ella opened her eyes, sat up and stretched. She let her down comforter fall off her and onto the floor. She heard a soft giggle coming from somewhere in her room. Ella looked around to see if she could see anyone. She had a pretty good idea about who it was. Having six other brothers and sisters, she knew who would come into her room with out twins.
"Sydney, Sarah." Said Ella groggily. But all the reply that came were giggles coming from under her bed. Ella stretched again, pushed the covers off of her, and crawled to the end of her bed. She bent over the edge just so her eyes could see her sisters. She saw her identical, three year old sisters looking up at her, smiling. If only smiling was so easy for me. They are only three, what problems do they have to worry about? She thought. She smiled back; she didn't want them to think that their big sister never smiled, because she did.
"You guys get out from under my bed, or I'm gonna tickle you!" Two sharp giggles met that and Ella had to flip up quickly as her little sisters shot out from under the bed like cannon balls. She laughed as they streamed out of the door, and followed them over to close it.
"They make me laugh...sometimes" she said to herself. Ella went over to her closet, opening it to look over her meager outfit collection. She scanned the many outfits arranged by colors. She took a look in here mirror which was right next to her closet, and tried to imagine what she would look better in on that particular day. She saw a skirt that was stripped horizontally pink and dark pick and pulled it off the hanger. She found a light pick tank top and shimmied into it.
"If only I were pretty, that would make all the difference in the world." She said to her fully dressed self. Ella opened her bedroom door and walked down the long staircase to the bottom level. She smelled the waffles in the air and followed it to the kitchen. As she walked into the kitchen the smile slowly faded as she saw all 6 of her siblings drenched in syrup and bits of waffle, as well as much of the table. Sydney was balling a waffle up to throw it at her older brother, John, who had the syrup bottle in hand ready to squirt it at anyone that came near. She groaned inwardly and said,
"Alright, I don't care who started it! Sydney, Sarah, go out with John and spray that stuff off with the hose, George, Armani, Camry go up stairs and wash up. NOW!!!!" She finished up with a scream as her siblings rushed off to avoid her wrath. After looking around Ella found a very sticky note in her mothers handwriting
"Out for day, please take care of kids, love you!". Ella glared at the note and went upstairs to change into some grubby jeans and a t-shirt full of holes so she could clean up the mess. When she came downstairs, Robbie, her erstwhile jerk of a boyfriend was in her kitchen working on finishing up the remaining waffles.
"Hey baby," Robbie said slyly. "You want some?" Ella walked over to him and gave him a confused sort of look. "What are you doing here this early in the morning?"
"Early?! It is noon. I think that month at the boarding school has done something to your brain." Said Robbie as he was rubbing Ella's already messed up hair. Ella looked at the table and saw the mess that her fowl siblings had made, and walked over to it.
"Great, I wake up and right away I have to clean, great." Said Ella sighing.
"Who said you had to do it. Let them do it. Your here on break before you go back to that prison" He said while rubbing up against her and kissing her cheek. She sighed
"They are too young, they think clean up means sit around and make more mess" Robbie chuckled into her hair
"Just leave em and say you had an emergency, which you do now!" He said and started rubbing her back and kissing her neck. She groaned and pushed him off.
"You musta really missed me if your this eager Robbie, look I'll come see you later but right now I gotta clean" Robbie pulled away and pouted.
"Oh no!" Ella laughed, "Don't pull that now"
He lunged forward at her and started to nibble at her ear.
" Oh my gosh you are so horny" Ella giggled.
Robbie laughed "Yeah I know....please leave cleaning till later?"
Ella leaned forward and kissed him, then pulled back and said "Uck, you taste like recycled waffles. I'll come see you later I promise!" She pushed Robbie towards the door while he was still puzzling out the waffle comment, and waved goodbye as he started to walk home, confused. She laughed to herself as she dug out the cleaner.

Two hours later Ella got out of the shower and went to her room to change. She put on the same skirt and shirt as before, this time tying her hair up with a ribbon. Her siblings had all gone off to different playmates houses "Its a good thing they have so many friends, the little buggers" she thought. She left the house and locked the door behind her, and started walking towards Robbie's house. As she got there she noticed that there were no cars in the drive way.
"YES!" She thought to herself triumphantly "Finally my luck is holding out". She went up to the door and used the house key Robbie had given her. As she walked in she noticed strange sounds echoing from Robbie's room. She recognized those sounds......

She walked up the stairs and pushed open the door to Robbie's room. And what she saw..........

She stood in the doorway, looking at her best, BEST friend straddling and making out with Robbie. Her boyfriend. Her boyfriend and her best MALE friend.

"Oh dear God. OH DEAR GOD. I HATE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU STUPID GAY PERVERTED FUCKING SHITHOLES!!!!!" She screamed and stormed down the stairs and out of the house, breaking into a run as she slammed the door behind her. Ella couldn't stop crying.
"Now those are two people that I have to put on my 'To kill' list."said Ella between sobs. She heard the door slam behind her and frantic running behind her.
"Ella! Wait. Let me explain!" Said Robbie
Ella couldn't stop crying.
"Ella! Wait. Let me explain!" Yelled Robbie as Ella turned and ran away. Ella was halfway home before she realized she was out of breath. She walked the rest of the way home. She walked up her driveway and saw her dad getting her stuff out of the van.
"Dad, you might as well put my stuff back.I want to ." She stormed into the house and ran into her bedroom. She packed the few things that she brought into the house for the night and threw them into the trunk of the car. She opened up the passenger car door and got in. She looked at her watch and saw that it was almost six o' clock. She leaned over the drivers seat and honked the horn. She heard scrambling from her kitchen, which was right by the garage. She saw Sarah and Sydney look through the screen door, with their sad little faces. They didn't know what was going on most of the time, but they knew that one of their siblings wasn't going to be home for a while. Her dad ran out of the house and quickly got behind the wheel of the car.
"Why are you in such a hurry?" Asked her dad out of breath.
"Please, can we just drive the two hours in silence?"
"Wait! Ella, we don't want you to go!" Yelled the most angelic voice ever, it belonged to her little sister Camry. She is seven and still she knows how to get her own way. She pushed open the door, ran into the garage and opened the car door. She threw herself onto Ella and hugged her.
"Would you like to come with us?" Ella asked. "I can sit in the back with you." Camry kept on hugging. Ella could here little sobs escaping through the shirt that she was pushing her face into.
"Do you want too?" Camry couldn't talk; she just nodded her head, opened the back door and hopped in. Ella climbed over the armrest of the 2004 dodge Durango, and hopped into the back seat with her sister.



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