Author's note: A side story of The Legend of Demons and Elves and My Barbaric Girlfriend. All characters are from the two stories aforementioned.

Genre: Fantasy/Action/Adventure/Humor

Rating: T for language and violence

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Long time ago, three little pigs and their mother lived a happy life in their house. One day, mother pig (Roger) wanted to have a talk with her children.
Roger: You three are all grown up, I don't want to raise you anymore, get out!
Chris: $?^#¡µ¡¸*(¡³¢D Beat him up!
Eric: Thorny Vine Whip!!
Chris: Swirling White Feather Storm!!
Roger: H-help~! You ungrateful creatures~!
Beitiouwuen, the youngest son: Golden Eyed Black Dragon Cut!!!

After through with their anger, the little pigs "reluctantly" left their home. Before going away, the children did not even forget to tie their mother up near the garbage can and leave a sign that said:
HUGE GARBAGE! PLEASE QUICKLY DELIVER TO CREMATION!
Chris: Ah...yes! I feel good!
Eric: (still angry) Humph!
Beitiouwuen: Phew~! Bad days are finally over!

The little pigs came to the foot of a mountain, and started planning where to build their houses and how to build them.
Chris, the oldest son: Build at the foot of the mountain!
Eric, the second son: Waist of the mountain!
Beitiouwuen: Hm...it's safer to build on the top of the mountain.

Chris, the lazy oldest pig, easily built his house using straws.
Chris: Yippee! I'm done building!

But the second little pig...er...seemed to had trouble on building his house.
Eric: (was in the middle of the forest, thinking) Axes are too slow; the Fire Inflammation Sword is faster.
However, after three hours, Eric ended up burning three forests and yet failed to build one house.
Eric: (froze in front of the destroyed forests) ...... (sweat drop)
Using the woods he had burnt, Eric could barely build a house.
Eric: (looking at his house) Crap! This looks more like a gigantic trash! (chuckles sadly) Nevermind, let it be. I put up my effort and I'm done with it.

Meanwhile the third little pig started working on his house very seriously, and finished building too, before the night came. Nevertheless, the big fearsome wolf have desired to eat the three little pigs for a long time already!
Devindil the wolf: Muahahahaha! You can't hide from me, little pigs!!

The wolf came to the oldest pig's straw house...
Devindil: Open the door, Chris!
Yet, Chris was too busy playing the computer games that he did not give a d*mn to Devindil.
Chris: Shut up, I don't have time! It's your turn, Link. (talking about computer game)
When no response came from Chris, the wolf grew mad and blew the house down. Not long after that, the straw hill moved a little, and Chris came out from the bunch of straws.
Chris: Look like you really want to be punched, Devindil?
Devindil: (sweat) oh no...!
Chris: Swirling white feather Storm!!!
Devindil: Whaaaaa!!!!!
The blond little pig left after he beat the wind out of Devindil.
Chris: Oh man, I'm so pissed! I was so close to finishing the game!

However, the wolf would not easily admit that he had lost. The wolf came to the second little pig's house and yelled on the outside of the door.
Devindil: Open the door, Eric!
Unfortunately, the little pig was taking a nap, he did not hear Devindil.
Eric: ZZZ...
Devindil: ......That's okay, I'll crash his house! Just watch and see! (sound of cracking wood)
Since the house had not been built very well, it collapsed in a few moments, which eventually caused Eric to wake up.
Eric: (came out from the broken pieces of wood) Mm...
What the brunet hated the most was to be awakened by someone.
Devindil: Oh no! I just remembered...Eric seems to have...low blood pressure!!
Eric: (shaking head to foot with anger) ...you...I sweated, shed blood...and worked my butt off to build this house!! (a dangerous shadow crossed his face) UNDERWORLD'S LORD'S DEADLIEST FIRE THUNDERBOLT SHOCK WAVE CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The wolf died "courageously," so the story finally came to an end.
Eric: Humph! (turned and walked away)
During the entire time of the battle of Chris and Eric vs. Devindil, the third little pig had been drinking tea on the top of the mountain.
Beitiouwuen: (gracefully smiled) Huh? Our story's already over?

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