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Author: Nonymous
Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Reviews: 8 - Published: 07-11-04 - Updated: 07-11-04 - id:1662509
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.

My last confession was yesterday. . .

But I never got absolution. . .

Because the Priest that day

Didn't want to give me absolution. .

Which is very well wrong. .

Especially for the sin which I have committed.

Shall I begin now Father?

Yesterday. . .

It was dark. . .

And stormy. . .

I was minding my own business.

When something caught my eye.

It was an intruder.

A trespasser.

The worst part is. . .

My brother. . .

My father. . .

My mother. . .

Even my sister. . .(who's older than me)

Were all out. . .

In a meeting. . .

With their friends. . .

And I was alone.

And it was up to me.

To get rid of the intruder.

I stayed silent.

And hid in the shadows.

Watched the intruder

Make it's way across the living room.

Then the dining room.

I made my way

Silently

Slowly

Out of fright

And tension.

I took a gun with me.

For some reason I chose a gun.

And my chance came.

When the intruder

Stopped

As if it sensed my presence.

And then. . .

The intruder. . .

Turned around.

And saw me.

I didn't know what came over me.

I was freaked out.

Possessed.

I didn't think properly.

I used the gun.

And fired.

It didn't hurt him.

I got scared.

Is there really a creature like him?!

So. . .

I threw the gun.

It hit him in the middle.

And. . .

Somehow. . .

It killed him.

I carried the dead body outside.

And far away.

From our house.

Forgive me Father

For my sin.

How was I suppose to know

That a simple toy gun

Could kill a cockroach?

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Lame? Yes. . .T_T

Forgive the lameness........



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