We were six
And sugar high from Pixie Sticks.
So, naturally, we wanted fun,
Especially Lauren, the littlest one.
Five little mokeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and cracked her head.
Momma called the doctor,
The doctor said, "Any idea how much she's bled?"
We didn't know, obviously a lot.
Turned out, it was way more than we'd thought.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and hurt her head.
After that, no more monkeys on the bed