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Author: Nonymous
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 4 - Published: 07-14-04 - Updated: 07-14-04 - id:1665268
I'm back again!!!!!!!!!!!! I realized this just now, I should've compromised all my one shot story-ish stuff in one story. "Life of A Teenage Brat"-coz that's just what I am!!!!!!!!! Uh huh..right.. ==========

So what did you get me?

It's my birthday today you know.

I mean, of course you know.

I've been calling you again and again last night.

Just to tell you that it's my birthday today.

You got annoyed?

I'm sorry.

But it's my birthday today.

So I got a little too excited.

I'm forgiven?

Well, I forgive you too.

So what did you get me?

A lollipop?

Coz that's just stupid!! He~llo!!! I'm thirteen!!! Like I'd eat that.

Oh. You didn't?

And. . . .you like lollipops?

I'm sorry. Of course lollipops are delicious!!!!

So what did you get me?

A Barbie doll?!

Coz that is so not for me!!!

I mean, it's so retro (a/n: is that the word for it?)!!!

You didn't?! Yes!!!!!!

Oh. I didn't know you still collect Barbie dolls. I mean they are still rad huh?

So what did you get me?

It better not be a pair of socks!!!

Thirteen is not the proper age for those things.

I see. You didn't get me a sock.

But your sister adores them?

I mean, duh!! Socks can be cool.

So what did you get me?

I hope it isn't a dorky D.I.Y. project.

You didn't get me one?! Thank you!!!!

But. . .you do DIY projects all the time. . . .? Yeah. They're great!! Improves your creativity a lot.

So what did you get me?!

A CD?!

A mag?!

A ticket to the concert of the greatest band in the world?!

A cool pic of me that you secretly took?!

Hey wait!!!! Where are you going?!

Come back!!! Hey!! Do as I say!!! It's my birthday!!!

What?! What do you mean I don't deserve a present?!

You come back here!!!

He~llo!!!!

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And that, is what a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bratty girl would do on her 13th birthday. Please rr!!!!!! Ü



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