The 3 cheerleaders were sitting in Brittany's house. She was the head cheerleader and most popular and most loved girl after being at the school for only 3 days....prep.

Jenny: I got the BEST SUIT!

Sarah: No way, I got mine from my hot athelete boyfriend who'll never go anywhere in life but at least he's stupid enough to have sex with me even though I have 7 sexual diseases.

Brittany: Some guys are desperate.....what should we do? I'm bored.

Amber: Oh no....look, let's just do something normal, I don't want the shower incident to happen again.

Jenny: Yeah that was sick.

Brittany: Well at least only Sarah got suspended!

Sarah: HEY!

Jenny: Let's just do our hair.

Amber: Nah...makeup.

Sarah: I say we read books and study, for without an education we will be nothing in life.

Brittany: Fuck that I"m gonna marry somone rich.

Amber: Well what do you wanna do Brittany?

All but Brittany and Amber: NO!!

Brittany: Let's make some sacrifices to Satan and beg for Brad's new girlfriend to die!

All but Brittany: We always do that...

Sarah: When are you going to get over Brad? Tis but a man and in society WE are the rulers! You, who can have any you want, choose somone who cheated on you several times.

Brittany: I'm just a sweet lil' masochist.

All: Pause....

Jenny: Why would you say pause?

Amber: Shut up, you said it too...

Sarah: What should we sacrifice this time? I mean, like it ever works...the only good satanic sacrifices always have to be done through huma-...nevermind.

Brittany: No NO! What were you saying? Huma...humalephant? Don'tcha mean elephant? I don't wanna kill any poor elephant!

Amber: Why would you wanna kill an elephant Sarah? They deserve rights just like us! And they're an endagered species!

Jenny: You messed up bitch...what the hell's wrong with you...*says under her breath* Killing a harmless elephant...

Sarah: *gasps in frustation* I said human! Human ok? Let's kill a human!

Brittany: Ok. but which one of us? Everyone looks at Sarah

Amber: Elephant hater, you deserve it.

Sarah: Now wait you aren't serious are you...?

Jenny: It's people like you this religion was made to get rid of. Thank God for Satan.

Sarah: What the fuck?!?! Do any of you even do anything with this religion other than make sacrifices??

Brittany: *sharpening a dagger* Sometimes we have sex with each other.

Sarah: What? You never did with me....

Jenny: Me neither..what are you talking about Brittany?

Amber: Yeah...what are you talking about?

Brittany: Well you're usually asleep but you like it all the same...

All but Sarah who is fearing for her life: *gasps*

Brittany: Ok, I believe we're psyched for the sacrifice now. Hold her down everyone knows the drill.

Jenny and Amber hold Sarah down by her arms and Brittany sits on her lap and carves an upside down cross into her chest. She lifts up one of her detached breasts and takes a bite outta it.

Brittany: Ewww Silicon...now she will die even worse!

Brittany stabs into her repeatedly with the dagger until Sarah finally gives up on life and dies.

Amber: Who we gonna make our new friend?

Jenny: Maybe Brad's ex-to-be girlfriend.

Brittany: Don't even think about it....

Jenny: We could make another sacrifice....

Brittany: Well.....I guess that's ok then.

Until next time, this has been...duh duh da da! (i'll get sound when I get money, PAY ME!)Satan's Cheerleader!

Moral: Be like all your friends or they won't like you anymore.