A/N: Yes! Wow! You guys finally see an Author's Note by the infamous Vanilla Dreams. My name'll be changing shortly, so don't be too surprised when it goes. ^_^ the last verse of this here corny poem was written by the even cornier Jolyn Amstutz, who should soon be getting a name here on ! Always, Nilly

They need to have an AA for lovers
So that they can recover from their addiction of "under-the-covers"
And stop their advertisement of Public Displays
Because, trust me, love, there's better ways

Even the birds and the bees
Have the decency to stay in the trees
And the only thing you see on the street
Are the dogs that are lovin' in heat

I don't want to see what you're showing me
So, go off into your rooms and then you can be
So close your legs, chica, and get that back in your pants, man
If you must, go and let it bounce in the back of the van

So let's go get some coffee and then we can talk
About the things that too often go for a walk
So, let's go sit and talk and go eat out
And I know you think I mean a vagina, without a doubt

Nympho's need a sort of therapy, too
To get us out of the endless zoo
A big support group type thing
Suffering in this circus-ring