I'm tired of the so-called liberals

The ones who think they're open-minded

Because they don't shoot down gays

In the middle of the street

Supporting gay rights is not a fad

And supporting it to feel special

Aggravates me to a larger extreme

Than those who bash it

Befriending a Pagan is another thing

That will not make you a liberal

If you throw it in people's faces

Every five minutes

Or not being mean to my bi friend

But questioning her sexuality

When she's tired of doing that herself

Won't score you points

So why should I be bi

If you think it'll land me in Purgatory

Because it makes you feel special

To be friends with a sinner