Hello...PNEK MEKS here. This is just a very silly story written for absolutely no reason. It just worthy enough to be laughed at and called crap. But that’s exactly what I want you to think.

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So. The dog leaped ravenously from the cliff and fell to it’s blinded doom in the briar patches below. The cat cried out in horror seeing the site and crumbled to the ground. Wow....that was touching....and to think it all started....wait....I didn’t tell you how it started...did I? Well, believe it or not, it all started with a pickle.

You see, this pickle was just sitting in a jar with his buddies minding his own business, when all of a sudden, this hand came reachin’ into the jar and ripped it out. The pickle screamed for help and mercy, but it was too late. It was already eaten by the raving sea monkey. Poor pickle....oh and let us not forget that pickle’s wife...oh the poor widowed cucumber would never get over this. But who cares about them, this story is more about a flea that lived on the back of that monkey. The flea’s name was Ludwig. He was German. Didn’t speak German...unfortunately, he spoke some kind of weird language many said was that which the dragon’s spoke back during mid-evil times. No one else, of course, understood him. So he had a hard time pickin up the girly fleas. So anyways, Ludwig was having a really bad day. He just couldn’t seem to do things right. The first thing that went wrong...gees this was embarrassing... he slipped down the steps and went rolling into a piece of feces. Yeah...it got worse from there. His mom called, and he couldn’t understand her because she spoke Spanish. Now if this isn’t confusing, I don’t know what is. Let’s skip Ludwig for now.

You see, something worse was going on....something terrible...something horrifying....that’s right....your mom was mud wrestling with your grandma. No she wasn’t....but did you see your face? Anyway. What I was really going to say, was that a hippo...a really BIG hippo.... was attacking a chicken. That poor chicken. Oh that chicken was being massacred! The gnawing of bones on the hippos teeth. But that chicken was smart, he swallowed a bomb before he was being massacred, and that hippo was blown sky high. His carcass landed on the back of a crab, the crab went crazy and attacked a goat, the goat ran off and rear ended a bear, the bear rolled down a hill and into a fence, the fence crumbled and released a lion, the lion went crazy and attacked a dog that was on a cliff with a cat, the dog got pissed. So. The dog leaped ravenously from the cliff and fell to it’s blinded doom in the briar patches below. The cat cried out in horror seeing the site and crumbled to the ground. Wow....that was touching....and to think it all started because a lousy sea monkey had to eat that pickle. Yep....stupid sea monkey.

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