Are You my Homeboy? A Parody of P.D. Eastman's "Are You My Mother?"

One fine day, a boy and his homeboy were having fun playing games and doing other stuff. Then his homeboy went inside to go to the bathroom. And sadly from the sky fell a rock and hit the kid in the head, giving him amnesia. After sitting there for a few hours, he sat up and said "Where is my Homeboy?"
Since he had been knocked completely retarded, he didn't know his homeboy had gone home HOURS ago.
Anyhoo, He looked for him. He looked up, he did not see him. He looked down, he still could not see him. "I will go and look for him!" he said.
So away he went. "Now I will go find my homeboy." He said.
He had forgotten what his homeboy looked like. He went right by him, he did not see him. He then came to a Kitten, "Are you my Homeboy?" he said.
The kitten just kept looking at him and didn't say a word. . . cause it was a damn cat. The kitten was obviously not his homeboy, so he went on. Then he came to a Hen. "Are you my Homeboy?" he said to the hen.
"Hell no."
So he kept looking, not noticing that a Hen just started talking to him. So the kid strode forward. "I have to find my homeboy!" he said.
"But Where? Where is he? Where could he be?"
Then he came to a dog. "Are you my homeboy?" he said to the dog.
"I'm not your damn homeboy. I'm a Dog ya jackass!" then the dog tore his leg off. . . .
So the kid hopped on. Now he came to a cow. "Are you my homeboy?" said the kid to the cow. The cow just looked at him, chewing on it's grass. "You on Crack kid?". The boy then left. While he was walking he began to ponder. Do I even have a homeboy?
"I do have a homeboy," said the kid. " I think I did. . . I have to find him, I will, I WILL!"
Now the kid didn't just hop, he hopped as fast as he could! Then he came to an old, abandoned, beat down car. Could that piece of shit be his homeboy? He thought about it for a few hours. . . . nah. So he kept going. Then he looked down into the lake where he saw a boat. "THER HE IS!" said the kid.
He called to what he thought was his homeboy, but the boat did not stop. So then he looked way, way up. He saw a big jet pass by. " Here I am Homeboy!" he called to it. But, the plane kept speeding by at 1221 hours mph (pretty fast huh?). Then he saw a big dump truck. This must be his homeboy!
"There he is!," he said. "There is my homeboy!"
He hopped right up to it. "Homeboy, homeboy! Here I am, homeboy!" he said to the dump truck.

How retarded is this kid???!!

Anyhoo, the thing just blew out smoke and a dude yelled "GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!" He didn't notice the guy but he did notice the smoke. "Oh, you are NOT my homeboy. You fart to much. . . . . I gotta get outta here!"
But he could not get away, the thing was to damn big. So he just sat on the shovel hoping that his homeboy would find him. Then, it flung him ALL the way to his homeboy's house. Just then his homeboy came out of his house. "hey homeboy, you feeling okay now? Where's your leg?"

The kid just looked at him and smiled.
"HOMEBOY!!!!!!" he yelled and gave him a big hug.

"Now where's my house?"

THE END

Author's note
This was a parody of "Are you my mother?" by P. D. Eastman. If you have the book you will notice I copied most of the stuff and fit it to the difference of these stories. I hoped you enjoyed it and please review!

- Da Grandmasta