Ta-da, my first update in four months! Right, if Lester and Harold had survived, this is what would've happened - in limerick form. I don't think Mizu has any knowledge of these - and Reincarnation Ho! (the second bit of epic sea cucumber/lobster loveness) may be coming relatively soon (if she'll ever write it). But for now, I give you an alternate ending to True Love: A Fateful Meeting.

True Love Continued

There once was a lobster named Lester
Who was the sea’s most hideous jester
Fell in love with a Harold
The two sat and caroled
And adopted a seagull named Chester

But problems arose from their son
Who tried to stick Harold in a bun
And then dear dear Chester
Gobbled up poor poor Lester
He killed both his parents for fun