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Cait: yay for meeeee
Cait: and my knifeeee
Cait: mrrr... knife O_O
Cait: O_O
Cait: mr. knifee..
Cait: is
Cait: in the kitchen
Cait: i have mr. fork now.
Alex (Lunch): =/
Cait: mr. fork hehe
Alex (Lunch): Dont hurt yourself o_O
Cait: FORK
Cait: HAHAHAHAHA
Cait: fork....ie..
Cait: forkieeee..
Alex (Lunch): o.O;
Cait: and
Cait: what is not a forkie
Cait: and not a knifey
Cait: is a SP00NYYYYYYYY
Cait: WOOOOOOOO
Cait: i dun have a sp00ny =(
Alex (Lunch): o.x
Alex (Lunch): *falls*
Cait: sp00ny
Cait: is.
Cait: in the utensil drawer
Cait: with
Cait: other mr. forkies and mr. useless butter knife
Alex (Lunch): I dont care?
Alex (Lunch): O_O
Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait: u dont care
Cait: about
Cait: my
Cait: forkies.. =(
Alex (Lunch): XD no
Alex (Lunch): or your sp00ny
Cait: my sp00ny... is.... you cant even eat with a sp00ny. Well... Soup you can a little. But not chikan or...
Cait: *Neibor EXPLODES Cait*
Alex (Lunch): O_o;
Cait: Okaayyy
Alex (Lunch): what happened?
Cait: Mr. Neibor didnt like mr. forkie _
Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait: _ *stabs mr. Neibor with mr. forkieee*
Cait: DIE MR Neibor
Alex (Lunch): XDDD
Cait:
Alex (Lunch): =3
Cait:
Cait: *pants*
Alex (Lunch): O_o
Alex (Lunch): *randomly juices*
Cait: U CANT JUICEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAH
Alex (Lunch): XDDDDD
Alex (Lunch): I know
Alex (Lunch): *smiles*
Cait: *smiles*
Cait: juicing alexy
Cait: and mr forkie
Cait: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait: woooooo
Alex (Lunch): O_o;
Cait: and
Cait: mr. bowley
Cait: with alfredo cheese
Alex (Lunch): UT oh
Cait: mr. bowley is coated in alfredo cheese.
Cait: MR BOWLEYs name..
Cait: is Jeff..
Cait: Jeff mc. cheesey.
Alex (Lunch): XD okay...
Cait: hi jeff ^_^
Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait: hi alex.
Cait: juicey alex
Cait: mmmm
Alex (Lunch): XDDDDDDDDDD!!!
Cait: *chews on alexys juicey fingers*
Cait: juicey alex meet mr. jeff
Cait: *they shake*
Cait: good.
Cait: now.
Alex (Lunch): XDDDDDD
Cait: we can have a tea partyu.
Alex (Lunch): dude
Alex (Lunch): you're like Jace
Cait: 0.o
Alex (Lunch): rambling on about stuff I couldnt care less about
Cait: im not jace..
Cait: I am..
Cait (Frida Bailey): Frida Bailey
Cait (Frida Bailey): And this is Jeff Mc Cheesey
Cait (Frida Bailey): Jeff McCheesey is my fiancé
Cait (Frida Bailey): and i have to sneeze. I NEED TO SNEEZE NOW.
Alex (Lunch): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cait (Frida Bailey): NOWWWWWWWWW.
Cait (Frida Bailey): *sniffs jeff*
Alex (Lunch): XDDDD
Alex (Lunch): why touch fudge
Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): *hic*
Cait (Frida Bailey): fudge is yummy
Cait (Frida Bailey): chocolateyy..
Cait (Frida Bailey): mmmm..
Cait (Frida Bailey): just like mr. pie.
Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): mr. pie was good wasnt it, mr. jeff?
Mr Jeff: MMmmm but you ate him all
Cait (Frida Bailey): OH IM SORRY MR. JEFF U CAN HAVE SOME TOMARROW
Alex (Lunch): XDDD
Alex (Lunch): *jumps into Jeff the bowl* :D
Mr Jeff: ok well lets get on with that tea party now.
Cait (Frida Bailey): o_O
Cait (Frida Bailey): juicey alex is in you jeff.
Mr. Jeff: hmm *shits him out*
Cait (Frida Bailey): o no.
Cait (Frida Bailey): he isa shit turd now.
Cait (Frida Bailey): a juicey
Cait (Frida Bailey): well
Cait (Frida Bailey): hes not a turd
Cait (Frida Bailey): *washes him off*
Alex (Lunch): wtf
Alex (Lunch): O_o
Alex (Lunch): XDDDDDDDDD
Cait (Frida Bailey): *puts him in a cage*
Cait (Frida Bailey): there.
Cait (Frida Bailey): now
Alex (Lunch): rofl
Alex (Lunch): yay
Cait (Frida Bailey): *gets some tea and puts it on a table*
Cait (Frida Bailey): *Sips*
Mr. Jeff: *sips* Mmmm... its quite good. what is it?
Alex (Lunch): o.o
Cait (Frida Bailey): Why mr. jeff it is J00 MAMA tea.
[Alex (Lunch): XDDD
Mr. Jeff: hmm this J00 MAMA tea is good.
Cait (Frida Bailey): Yes i made it in your mom. which is the bigger bowl..
[Alex (Lunch): o.o
Jeffs mom: but i died now so =(
[Alex (Lunch): O.o
Mr. Jeff: YES
Cait (Frida Bailey): what?
[Alex (Lunch): *bangs on his cage bars and bitches at Jeff*
Mr Jeff: I INHERIT HER POOL
Cait (Frida Bailey): YAY!!!
[Alex (Lunch): o.o
Cait (Frida Bailey): Mr. Jeff: shut up lunch.
[Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): ahh
[Alex (Lunch): *throws feces at you and jeff*
Cait (Frida Bailey): Jeff.
[Alex (Lunch): o.o
Cait (Frida Bailey): leave Lunch alone
Mr. Jeff: Im sorry Frida
Cait (Frida Bailey): ok good.
Cait (Frida Bailey): Now.
Cait (Frida Bailey): we should go surfing?
[Alex (Lunch): O_o
Mr. Jeff: noo i dont have any legs..
Cait (Frida Bailey): Ahhh
Cait (Frida Bailey): i forgot..
Cait (Frida Bailey): hmm
[Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): perhaps video games..
Mr. Jeff: no arms =(
Cait (Frida Bailey): ahh
Cait (Frida Bailey): damn
[Alex (Lunch): XDDDDDD
Cait (Frida Bailey): my memorys gettin to me.
[Alex (Lunch): Cait..my face hurts from smiling so much XDD
Cait (Frida Bailey): thats what i get...
Cait (Frida Bailey): for..
Cait (Frida Bailey): 90 years...
Cait (Frida Bailey): of payin the gravity bill.
Mr. Jeff: Yeah =(.. i was never born so i dunno how old i am ;-;
Cait (Frida Bailey): AWW THATS SO SAD ;-;
Cait (Frida Bailey): I dub you alive starting today.
Cait (Frida Bailey): March 34th, 2056
[Alex (Lunch): XD
Mr. Jeff: *tear*
Cait (Frida Bailey): ^_^
Mr. Jeff: I LOVE YOU FRIDA UR SO NICE TO ME.
[Alex (Lunch): o.o
Cait (Frida Bailey): oh jeff.. i love you too..
[Alex (Lunch): *Throws Feces at Frieda*
Cait (Frida Bailey): ow.
[Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): u fucktart.
Cait (Frida Bailey): poperr..
Cait (Frida Bailey): fucktart popper
[Alex (Lunch): rofl
Cait (Frida Bailey): *puts a muzzle on...... er....... what was ur name again?*
[Alex (Lunch): O_o Lunch? XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): OH YEA
Cait (Frida Bailey): thats what i get for 90 years..
[Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): of payin the gravity bill..
Cait (Frida Bailey): Do u know how much gravity costs these days??
Cait (Frida Bailey): its 6.95$ per ounce.
[Alex (Lunch): its free
Cait (Frida Bailey): why..
Cait (Frida Bailey): back in the day
Cait (Frida Bailey): we didnt have to pay it.
[Cait (Frida Bailey): and then
Cait (Frida Bailey): sunshine was free too.
Cait (Frida Bailey): now thats even rationed off
Cait (Frida Bailey): WTF is the world coming to?!?!
Mr. Jeff: *snore*
Cait (Frida Bailey): oy..
Cait (Frida Bailey): hmmm.
[Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): *sigh*
Cait (Frida Bailey): *gets in her microbed and goes to sleep*
Cait (Frida Bailey): *the next day*
Cait (Frida Bailey): mmm
Cait (Frida Bailey): im hungrey
Mr. JEff: X_X
Cait (Frida Bailey): OMG
Cait (Frida Bailey): MR JEFF
[Alex (Lunch): XD
Cait (Frida Bailey): WTF
[Alex (Lunch): o.o
Cait (Frida Bailey): UR ALL BLUE
Cait (Frida Bailey): AND
Cait (Frida Bailey): OMG!!!!!
Cait (Frida Bailey): *CALLS 101* (Like 911)
[Alex (Lunch): XDDDDDDDDDD
101: hello this is 101 how may i help u
Cait (Frida Bailey): Uhm
Cait (Frida Bailey): my bowl..
[Cait (Frida Bailey): is all blue.
Cait (Frida Bailey): and not breathing
101: we'll be right there.
Cait (Frida Bailey): omg.
Cait (Frida Bailey): mr. jeff..
Cait (Frida Bailey): *touches him*
Cait (Frida Bailey): OMG UR COLDDD
Cait (Frida Bailey): OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Cait (Frida Bailey):
Cait (Frida Bailey): OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
101: ok were hre
Cait (Frida Bailey): OMG HES HERE
Cait (Frida Bailey): SAVE HIM PLZ ;-;
101: im sorry.. he has died...
Cait (Frida Bailey): ...;-;
Cait (Frida Bailey): 101: from.. consipation
Cait (Frida Bailey): !!
*three hours later*
Cait (Frida Bailey): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cait (Frida Bailey): ;-;
Cait (Frida Bailey): jeff...
Cait (Frida Bailey): jeffy...
Cait (Frida Bailey): mr jeffy
Cait (Frida Bailey): WHY!!!!!!!!!
Cait (Frida Bailey): ;-;
101: im sorry...
Cait (Frida Bailey): ;-;.
Cait (Frida Bailey): *sniff*
Cait (Frida Bailey): lunch..
Cait (Frida Bailey): *eats lunch*
Cait (Frida Bailey): *stabs self with a dull spoon*
Cait (Frida Bailey): *Dies*
THE END
Cait (Frida Bailey): i am now offically lost my sanity.
Mr. Jeffy: *comes back from the dead* I DO NOT LIKE LIKE.
*FIN*
