Mr. Jeffie 2: Death Awaits You

Cast Of Characters

Cait (Freida Bailey): This is me. I am insane.

Mr. Jeffie: A white bowl in which i eat pasta pronto alfredo in.

Mr. Jeffie's Mom: A bigger white bowl.

Alex (Lunch): My Ex who is a retard.

Sp00ny: My current BF whom i love.

101: Like 911 only in my world.

Cait (Freida Bailey): Huh.. Wha.

101: Freida.. you alive?

Cait (Freida Bailey): yeah oO what happened?

101: You stabbed yourself with a dull spoon.

Cait (Freida Bailey): really now? takes the spoon It is one sexy spoon isnt it? I think i'll name is sp00ny. Hi sp00ny.

Sp00ny: hey cait 3

Cait: AWWWWWWWWWWW CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE HUGGLE

Sp00ny: :D :D :D huggle i love you cait!

Cait; WOO I LOVE YOU TOO

Alex (Lunch): what about me?

Cait: looks at sp00ny

Sp00ny: Looks at cait

Both: looks at the butter knive on the ground

Cait: ehehhe.. Looks like the butter knive wasnt so useless AFTER all! picks it up

Sp00ny: holds onto cait

Cait: STABS LUNCH REALLY BADLY AND BLOODILY AND DEATHINGLY

Alex (Lunch): Oh. Im afraid i've died. DIES

Cait Sp00ny: WOOOOOOOOTT FRIGGIN WOOOT dances around hugging

Cait: I CAN LIVE IN PEACE NOW.

Mr. Jeffie: Cait.. What about me..

Cait: Mr. Jeffie.. My Love.. ..

Sp00ny: Your love? WTF??

Cait: Mr. Jeffie.. ohh mr. jeffiee.. im sorry..

Mr. Jeffie: Oh its ok... Im actually sp00ny's brain in disguise!

Cait; Really? OO WOW.

Mr. Jeffie: Pulls off his mask jumps into sp00nys head WOOT.

Cait: :D

Sp00ny: :D

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Sp00ny: :D

Cait :F

Sp00ny: Oo

Cait: Oops.

Sp00ny: XD clings to cait

Cait:

suteki da ne plays

Cait: :O!

Sp00ny: oo

Cait: you know what this means?

Sp00ny: What?

Cait: ....you KNOWW.. from FFX

Sp00ny: huh?

Cait: OO omggg REMEMBER THE SCENCEE WHERE THIS PLAYS

Sp00ny: eh... wait. OH OH.. .. that was a scary scene

Cait; OH GOD x-X YOUR SO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID

Sp00ny: :'(

Cait; IM JUST MESSIN YA HOMIE.... Chocolate Garfield Graham Cracker?

Sp00ny: surely!

Cait: TEA PARTY

Sp00ny: ew tea?

Cait: ok.. POP PARTY

157 Pervs: WOOT A POP PARTY

Cait: WTF PERVS? WHY?

157 Pervs: Poppin da cheereh

Cait: OMG PERVS!

157 Pervs: What? we're not pervs!!!

Cait: Yes you are

157 Pervs: WHAT!?! we NEVER said that

Cait: 157 Pervs: WOOT A POP PARTY -- remember

157 Pervs: i dont see where?...

Cait: WHERE IT SAYS 157 PERVS.

157 Pervs: Crap. Gotta go. RUNS

Cait: maybe they were 157 PERVY N00BS

Sp00ny: yeah oO

N00b: Cait..

Cait; What

N00b: i read your hamtaro walkthrough

Cait: Yeah? and?

N00b: i need help.

Cait: what?

N00b: how do i save? (

Cait: you press save..

N00b: wheres that?

Cait; in the menu.

N00b: what menu?

Cait: The one where you press start.

N00b: wheres the start menu? (

Cait: ...............in the middle of your controler....

N00b: ..what controller?

Cait: your playing on GB right?

N00b: whats GB?

Cait: what are you using to play hamtaro?

N00b: im not playing hamtaro!!!

Cait: ...................What are you playing?

N00b: Zip Ribbon...

Editors note: ?nameZipRibbon

Cait: ..... WTF!!! why are you talking to me about this then?

N00b: why'd you add me to your list?!?!

Cait: OMG DIE BLOCK

Sp00ny: what the hell was that about?

Cait: I dunno it happens all thet ime though... pisses me off

Sp00ny: are you SERIOUS?

Cait: yeah ;;

sp00ny: (

Mrs. Jeffie: I was a figment of your imagination!

Cait: woah takes seroquil

Sp00ny: o-o

Cait; falls asleep

alex (lunch): woo i should rape her

Sp00ny: WTF UR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.

Alex (Lunch): TOO BAD IM A HORNEY PERV MAN!

Sp00ny; KILL KILL VIOLENT VERBS DEATH NOISES

Alex: OH GOD I THINK ILL DIE FOR REAL NOW death

Sp00ny: CHOPPS IN PEICES AND SERVES HIM TO TACO BELL

Sp00ny: oh god... and caits sleeping.. whew

Cait: mm

Sp00ny: SHES SO CUTE OMG!

Cait: 8)

Sp00ny: I LOVE YOU CAITY

Cait: I LOVE YOU TOO wakes up :D

Cait Sp00ny: infinite cuddling

THE END