EVERYTHING in this story is fictional.  Of course, some people mentioned might be real people, but everything else that happens in this story was MADE UP.  So don’t even think about pulling out your cell phone and speed-dialing your lawyer.

Now, here’s a little guide so you don’t get confused:

‘…’ = thinking

**…** = action

(…) = facial expression

Quotation marks aren’t used.  Meh, that’s just how it works.

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Evil Ghost Ducks from the Spirit World!!!

By: Chi Yagami

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~*~School Bell Rings – It’s 7:45~*~

Mike: **getting off bus looking very grumpy** Ouf!  Why do we have to go to school?  Must we be cursed??!!

Random Kid No.1: Yes.  It’s sad, isn’t it?  First, we hatch from little eggs into young babies.  Then, our journey through childhood brings to these mixed up teenage years where girls get moody and my voice drops.  Then, we get married.  Then we die.

Mike: (Oo;)

Random Kid No.1: **getting many creepy stares from passersby**

Mike: **shrugs and walks into school, then into the band hall**

A bunch of kids are playing their instruments – DUH.

Brandon: Hey, Mike.  What’s up?

Mike: **sarcastically** The ceiling, the sky, and everything high.

Brandon: (-_-)

Allison: **walks over to Brandon & Mike** Do we have practice after school today?

Mike: I think so…  I dunno.

Random Kids No.2 & 3: WE LOVE BAND!!!

Allison: (­­­Ø.Ø) Obviously.

Mike: **leaves band hall and goes into library, coming in on some random conversation**

Wendy: NO!!!  Leave him alone!!! **grabs stuffed seal back from Elliott** ((that yellow one she always carries around))

Elliott: (T_T) But I wanna see him!!!  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wendy: NO!!!

Elliott: **sniff** Fine!

Wendy: Fine!

Elliott: Fine!!!

Wendy: FINE!!!

Elliott: FINE!!!!!!

Wendy: FINE!!!

Elliott: FINE to the infinity!

Everyone except Elliott: (O_o)

Elliott: Yea! (^^) I win!

Wendy: …grrr…  Must… resist… urge… to hit… Elliott… (:P)

Elizabeth: Calm down you guys!  The librarian will kick us out!

Librarian: **giving evil death glare**

All: (^^;)

Mike: What’s up with you two? **pointing to Wendy and Elliott**

Wendy: He stole my seal!!!

Elliott: I gave it back.

Wendy: **murmuring into what appears to be the seal’s ear** It’s okay.  He didn’t mean it like that.

Everyone in hearing range: (O.o)

Seal: ‘Why must I be surrounded by weirdoes?  I want to be with all of my seal friends…’ **sniff**

All: (O__________O"""""""")

Elizabeth: Did that seal just sniff?

Ashley: I dunno… **looks around, paranoid**  Aliens are invading!!!

Everyone except Ashley & Elliott: (Oo)

Ashley: What?  Fine then!  Evil ghost ducks from the spirit world have taken over the seal.

Mike: (-_-) Isn’t that pretty much the same as aliens?

Ashley: (^_^) Yep!

All: (-_-U)

Elliott: Aliens?!  Where? **looks around suspiciously**

All: (O_o;)

~*~School Bell Rings – It’s 8:20~*~

Mike: **enters Spanish class and takes his seat**

Spanish teacher: All right class, today we will be learning about food.

Random Kid No.4: Does that mean we can eat?

Spanish teacher: Hmm… let me think about it…  NO!!!

Random Kid No.4: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Some geeky kid: But I woke up on the wrong side too, because the right side is up against the wall.

Everyone except geek: (Oo;)

Spanish teacher: **pops aspirin into her mouth**

Random Kid No.1: So, what foods are we learning about?

Spanish teacher: Rice, bread, cookies, ice cream, vegetables, eggs—

Random Kid No.5: How do say “muffins” in Spanish?

Random Kid No.1: El muffino!

Everyone except RK1: **fall backwards** (O_O;)

~*~School Bell Rings – It’s 9:14~*~

Mike: **enters Algebra room & sits next to Elizabeth**

Elizabeth: Hey, did you finish your homework?

Mike: What homework?

Elizabeth: (-_-;) The only homework our teacher gave.

Mike: Oh.  That homework.

Elizabeth: (--U) Remind me why we’re friends again?

Mike: I dunno.  Maybe because we know each other and we’re in the same class?

Elizabeth: Pfew.  Never mind.  Did you do your homework or not?!

Mike: Oh, yeah.

Elizabeth: How’d you do number 51?

Mike: Oooooooooooh, the Brain can’t function!!!

Elizabeth: (O.o") That was L-A-M-E.

Mike: (=P)

Algebra teacher: **sitting at his desk, looking very secretive**

Elizabeth: **notices teacher** (O____________o"""") Mike, what the heck is our teacher doing???

Mike: **looks at teacher too** He looks like an evil genius plotting some plot.

Algebra teacher: **whispering to himself** MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  I have the best evil plot an evil teacher could ever think up!!!  These students won’t know what hit them! **looks at students with an evil grin**

Elizabeth: I don’t like the way he’s looking at us…

Algebra teacher: Okay students; listen up!  Today we’ll be taking a pop quiz… **evil laugh** …in JAPANESE!!!  BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth: Nani?  Nihongo?

Everyone except Elizabeth: WHAT???!!! (0_____________0"""""")

Elizabeth: (-_-) What?  He said Japanese quiz!

Mike: Yeah, and you mutter in some incoherent language.

Elizabeth: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WAS SPEAKING JAPANESE!!!  He said it was a pop quiz in Japanese, so I responded in Japanese!

Mike: You speak Japanese??!!!

Elizabeth: Hai.

Algebra teacher: **cursing to himself** Dang it.  Somebody knows Japanese.  **louder** FINE!  The pop quiz will be in English!

Tanya: **a girl who sits right behind Elizabeth** Ugh!  I hate math!

Mike: Tell somebody who cares.

Elizabeth: Shut up, Pankake.

Mike: Dwarf… grrr…

Tanya: Pankake…?  Hmm… **sniff, sniff** I smell… **sniff** waffles!

Everyone but Tanya & Elizabeth: (O.o) WAFFLES????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth: I had waffles for breakfast.

Mike: You could’ve brushed your teeth!

Elizabeth: I did!!!

Mike: Then why does Tanya think you smell like waffles?

Elizabeth: **fumes** Uh…  Um… because **muffles the rest**

Mike: **arches an eyebrow** What was that?

Elizabeth: I said it was because a waffle fell on my clothes.

Mike: Still can’t hear you.

Elizabeth: THE STUPID TOASTER POPPED MY WAFFLES OUT TOO LATE AND THEY FELL ON MY CLOTHES!!!  The smell must’ve gotten into the fabric…

Everyone except Tanya & Elizabeth: (O________O""""""""""")

Tanya: Hehehehe…  I’m going to call you Waffles from now on—

Mike: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tanya: —and I’m going to call YOU **glares at Mike** Pankake!

Elizabeth: Now you know how I feel. (^_~)

Mike: (-_-U)

~*~School Bell Rings – It’s 12:01~*~

Mike: **enters cafeteria and sits down at random table**

Rissa: **sits down across from him** So, did you hear?

Mike: Hear what?

Rissa: That ghost ducks are invading!

Mike: (-_-;) Maybe…

Mandy: **sits down next to Rissa** So guys, what kind of poem should I write today?

Rissa: **not looking up from her current manga** A haiku.

Mike: What’s a haiku?

Mandy: How would I know?  I’m just a poet.

Mike and Rissa: **fall backwards** (UU;)

Tanya: **walking by** Hi Pankake!  Where’s Waffles?

Rissa and Mandy: (O_O;)

Mike: …grrr…

Tanya: (^_~V) **walks away**

Mandy: So… what was that all about?

Mike: Don’t ask…

Rissa: OK.

~*~School Bell Rings – It’s 2:38~*~

Mike: **enters World Geography and sits down**

Ashley: **sits down next to him** Guess what I just saw!!!???

Mike: **sarcastically** A ghost duck from the spirit world?

Ashley: OMG!  Yes!!!  It’s like you were reading my mind or something!!!  HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY’S PSYCHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: (T-T) ‘Save me!’

Ashley: So, have you seen the evil birds too?

Mike: NO!!!  There are no such things as ghosts!

Ashley: **temporarily trying to regain control of her mind, which a ghost duck has taken over** BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!  THE GHOST DUCKS’VE GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Calm down.

Ashley: **running around the room in circles screaming like a mindless idiot (which she is at the time)**

Mike: I do not know you.

Ashley: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I AM THE EVIL GHOST DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!  KNOW ME!!!  FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Oh get over it.  No one believes you and you know it.

Ashley (or Evil Ghost Duck Spirit): **takes out a pile of randomly assorted knives**

Everyone except Mike: **cowering in fear in some random corner**

Mike: (-_-;)

Suddenly, everyone sees a small purple duck with a green head pop out of Ashley’s head and fly away.

Everyone: ((((((((((((((((((((O___________O""""""""))))))))))))))))))))

Ashley: **falls to floor in a dead faint**

Everyone: ((((((((((((((((((((O___________O""""""""))))))))))))))))))))

~*~School Bell Rings – It’s 3:28~*~

Mike: YYYEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  SCHOOL’S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Now maybe things’ll finally go back to normal…

A group of the ghost ducks zooms past him on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle.

Mike: ((((((((((((((((((((O___________O"""""""""""""))))))))))))))))))))

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