SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next time I hear a blood-curdling scream of death

I'll know better than to assume

That something's actually wrong

How could I be so stupid

Not to realize

That a HORRIBLE MONSTER

Has entered our quiet little cabin

A monster smaller than your fingernail

So easy to step on

How could I be so crazy

Not to be horrified

BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next time I see someone dancing with no rhythm

I'll realize that they saw a bee

Even though dancing like that scares them

How could I be so stupid

To stand still

The HORRIBLE BEAST

Will get scared if you freak out

And therefore…will sting you

If you move

How could I be so insane

Not to provoke the stupid bee

TICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next time I see someone screaming at a light bulb

I'll know that they saw a tick

You could just avoid the light bulb

How could I be so irrational

That I don't start screaming

The tick is the size of the tip of a pin

Easy for you to run from something that size

And pull out a can of bug spray

You could borrow mine

How could I be so moronic

As to simply use bug spray