This is a completely random story that me and my twin bros worked on while hot and bored. Basically it is meant to be weird and make no real sense. Please read and review (to boost my bros spirits since it was their story mainly).

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One day Jimmy was walking on the sidewalk when a giant truck came burling after him. He tried to jump out of the way with such force that he went through one stop sign and smacked into the other. And knocked himself out.

After waking up he rubbed his head and in a daze accidentally walked out into the street. Unknown to him a truck was on the street. The truck honked it's horn while chasing Jimmy down the street. Thinking it would b safe he ran to a crosswalk. There a car hit him. Then the college marching band stepped on him. As soon as he woke up another truck hit him. Angry with all cars Jimmy got up, dusted off his hands and started to chase a bright red truck. A game of Follow the Leader started when another truck started to chase after Jimmy. Police cars joined the game with lights and sirens on.

Growling Jimmy gave up with outside and ran for the house. As soon as he entered the house Vinny jumped out in front of him wearing only pink, lacy underwear. Getting up Jimmy went onto the back porch where he got struck by lightning. Tuning Jimmy to ash.

Vinny chased after Jimmy jumping up and down. Annoyed Becky came from behind the tree and whacked Vinny with a plunger. Becky started to chase Vinny with the plunger.

Larry jumped out and scared Jimmy when two lightning bolts struck both Larry and Jimmy.

Robby held the kitchen sink ready to throw, when Becky came back with a broken plunger. Throwing it behind her she grabbed her mallet and whacked Robby. While singing, "London Bridge is falling down," he fell face first into a pink icing birthday cake.

After he woke up dad came out of the house and scared Robby so bad that he fainted. Then Dad picked up a hammer and started to chase Becky.

Mom came running out with a rolling pin and slipped on some icing. Sliding she smacked into Jimmy then Larry, then Robby causing Robby to fall into a Barbie birthday cake. Standing up he went to a mirror and saw Barbie's face where his should've been. Another two lightning bolts came and struck mom and Robby turning them into ash. When Vinny saw mom he looked up and got struck by lightning and turned into ash.

Becky finally caught up with dad and used fairy dust and watched I horror as his hair turned into flowers.

Larry came back from the future with a plunger/hammer gun and hit Becky on the head knocking her out.

Jimmy grabbed a laser gun and accidentally shot himself turning himself into ash again. Before falling he said in a Jim Carrey voice, "Look Ma I'm ash Ahha." The fell.

Mom grabbed 7 bowling balls and threw them hitting everyone- including herself. Angry everyone else came back and started to chase mom.

Becky stopped and looked at her watch and hit the redo button starting this story all over again.