Let's Buy a Cross
(i imagine this spoken by a powerful businessman to his coworkers)

nails they are iron
that we can get
made by children
not ten years old yet
wood's easy too
how hard can it be
to find trees in the garden
of Gethsemane
where we just made a purchase
im so glad we got
just thirty coins for the soul
of Judas Iscariot
As for the land
we need not stall
I just bought an acre
in the Place of the Skull
We'll draw lots for the Victim's garments
then sent them away
to faraway lands
where we don't have to pay
workers to turn them to fine attire
that we can sell
to all our prized clients in the kingdom of Hell
With the money here's what we'll do
we'll buy us the president
and the Church too
Then we'll be kings
like gods we shall rule
Until our victim wins
the Armageddon duel
Until that day its me
and not Him whose your boss
so lets buy a cross, gentlemen,
Lets buy a cross.