[Some Crazy Bastard Wants To Medicate Me]

I stabbed a knife
I shot a gun
The knife died
I'm not sure about the other one

I talked to a frog
I heard it talk back
Yes, it was amazing
No, I didn't imagine that

I listened to a cricket
I watched it play violin
I'd like to meet the maker
Of such a tiny contraption

I bent a spoon
I saw it run away
These medications
Make for a great day