AUTHOR: Okay, this is just a lapse in my sabbatical. I can’t resist not putting this out soon! R&R if you please.

Dedicated to my fair reader, Opal Ballerina. I don’t remember if I’ve dedicated anything to you before….

LiquidHeat’s Quotes

I know I crack you up. But damn! How come you never crack ME up?

Should I wear black? Shall I wear red? Hmmmm, wearing nothing seems to be better.

Correction fluid- it's that white liquid thing with the awful smell you use to correct things...it's synonymous to something else...

What penis? Oh…you mean, what pen is?

It was nice.... properly raping your soul in the transcendent plane.

Most guys can't write romance fictions. They usually make the leading lady of the story dead in the end.

The bitch inside me just disagrees.

I swear to God I will kill you if you don't give me that ice cream!

You know you want to. You know you do. Now come and get it, before it screws you.

Take your clothes off, man!

Mother! May I take him home?!

Dammit! Never shove your fucking tongue down someone else's fucking throat without their goddamned fucking permission!

Naked men...naked men...naked men...naked...naked...

Don't you know that swearing is sacrilegious? Me neither.

There's something sticking out of his pants.

It's kind of airy when you're not wearing any panty. Never tried it myself, though.

Men can have multiple orgasms too! Oh wait, it says, few men.....

Those who sleep naked are usually the sexy ones. (Sniffles) Does this mean I'm not sexy?!!!

It's the best job ever!!!

Men in pink are HOT & SEXY.

I'll blow your head off if you don't shut your pie-hole!

I have a better description for you. It's dark, and it stinks.

Would you mind shutting up your voices in there? I can’t think lurid things with the entire racket going on inside my brain.

“She cupped his quivering flesh—hard, hot and stiff, --“ What the hell? Who writes these things? Oh wait, I do! But who reads them? I do too?

I refuse to die sexless!

Maybe I should really become a nun? What do you think?

LAST NOTE: As you can see, I changed my pen name from Wicked Tongue to Liquidheat. Also, I apologize if I haven’t been reviewing a lot of works out there. I will. I promise, soon as my finals are done.