It was a very awkward night about the streets of London, England. It was a dark night, but yet it still all seemed so perfect. A perfect night for plotting some dastardly evil schemes that is. The kind of schemes that make your mind twist and turn, and it would be filled with all kinds of riddles that would make your brain freeze.

It was in a small section in London where this all took place. It was not the beginning, and it was not the end. If anything it was the beginning, but it was not. It was briefly after the beginning. It began with The Fun Eaters. They were a group of individual wizards who could never get enough food. When they did run out of food, they would use their evil magic to turn innocent bystanders into food.

It was on this night not in London but in a hidden part of England that the Fun Eaters got hungry and had no food to satisfy their hunger. The Fun Eaters were lead to Pralines Crescent and into the house of the Loaf family. They managed to eat the Father and The Mother…They even managed to turn the wiener dog into a wiener. The leader of this group however when it came time to turn the new born child into his desert…Ice Cream, he failed. The leader of the fun eaters turned the child into a banana. This repulsed the leader so much that he could not bare to eat it, and he retreated.

The owners of a near by school found him screaming in his house, but they could not bare to handle the baby, well baby banana. They Entrusted the child to the grounds keeper Billy and ordered him to take him that night to London to live with his only living relatives.

These relatives, though they were not Fun Eaters as they did not exist in London enjoyed their food. The little boy particularly enjoyed his food. He was a fatter chap that the lads called Chub. Chub would eat anything that was put in front of him, even if it was healthy, and even if it was his very own cousin.

The owners of the school showed up and hid behind the bush at 1514 Rou Boulevard. They didn’t all together trust Billy with something of this magnitude. Billy was clumsy and he was a nerdy kind of person, and definitely not the kind of person that you would trust to the son of Jamie and Liam Loaf, who one was the greatest chef of the world and the other was a rising super star in terms of wizardry.

The man was getting impatient when Billy still has not shown up after two hours. “Where could he be?” owner one asked. Than the woman that was with him turned around and looked at him. “He will be here Gordon. Do not worry.” she told him, “Do not worry Cynthia? I am not worrying. Worrying is an emotion that shows that you are uncertain. Me on the other hand I am certain that Billy is going to screw this one up.”

Just than a van dropped from the sky…”Billy.” both of them said in Unison. A scrawny individual carrying a banana in his hand steps out of the van. “I am sorry about the wait but I had to stop for food.” Billy said, and than he unpeeled the banana in his hand and popped a piece in his mouth. Gordon and Cynthia both looked at him with shock in his eyes. “Oh sorry about that I was still hungry. I guess that all of this was just flushed down the drain.” Billy said, and than he swallowed the rest of the banana. “You better believe that you just wasted our time, and you just put your job on the line. That was the child that you were supposed to deliver. You are…” Cynthia began but than Billy interrupted, “That was the food I bought, sorry but I thought it was best for a joke. These are dark times you know Miss Grover.” and the pale faces of the two school owners turned back into colour.

Billy walks over to the steps of the house on 1514 Rou Boulevard and pulls a banana out of his pocket. It began to cry. Just as it began, Billy’ hands slip and drops the banana a little bit, but Billy caught him by its tip. He accidentally unpeeled the banana a little bit. He apologized to him and lay him down to rest on the step. Billy backed off and began to cry. “Now there Billy, this isn’t goodbye after all. You will see him again.” Gordon Dorf told the lanky nerd. “I am not crying over that. It is just, there is food right there and it might go rotten, so why not let me eat it?” asked Billy, but the others just looked at him. “It is time to go now Billy.” Cynthia said as she pushed the doorbell and ran to the van. She forgot that the van was now a wreck from the fall. With a twitch of her nose however a bed appeared on the lawn in front of the Loaf house. “Wow this is original.” Billy said sarcastically. Than Cynthia pulled out a bed knob from her pocket and screwed it on one of the corners of the bed. The bed lifted up and began to sparkle. “Oh even more original.” Billy said, “Hush!” Cynthia screamed at Billy and than the bed disappeared.

The door of the house opened and it was the man of the house, Mr. Loaf. “What is with all of this racket? What is a van doing in my yard? Nothing out here…” Mr. Loaf said and than closed the door and went back up to his room. A loud scream came out of him and asked, “Where Is My Bed?”. Mr. Loaf now accompanied with his wife went back down stairs and opened the door. They could see nothing but when Mrs. Loaf looked down she seen a banana. “It is just a banana.” She said, “That is one big banana, am I just a banana?” asked Mr. Loaf. The bananas eyes opened and he looked at Mr. Loaf, “Peanut Butter Jelly Time?” he asked. “Well I have no clue what that means, but I am going to go out on a limb and say he is my brothers child and I am now going to house him like he was one of our own.”