I am writing this essay in extreme rage. I just read that forty five percent of Americans living below the poverty rate have to skip meals or not take life saving medications so they can pay to heat their houses in the dead of winter, thus escaping death by hypothermia. What the hell?! Forty-five percent! Thats it? Fuck, thats not even half. I mean, I'm glad that some people are dying as a result of being poor, but nowhere near enough! And get this: only FIFTEEN percent of poor actually do not have enough food to eat!! Thats just insane! That means that so many lazy bastards who get fired from their jobs don't suffer the punishment they deserve, that is; actually watching their children starve to death!! Well, perhaps fifteen percent of poor people do, but c'mon, thats nowhere near enough! I mean, the rest probably have children that grow to a perfectly healthy eighteen years old before getting shot on the street or joining the army to pay for college and getting shot! Thats insane! Whats next, public schools that are as good as private ones? Giving poor kids educations that equal those of rich kids, and thus equal opportunities? The minute that happens I'm sneaking into the closest crumby public hospital I can find and euthanizing all the medicare patiets! Anyway, at least we know who we have to blame for these smelly underclass bastards living, thats right: THE LIBERALS!

The really disgusting thing is that liberals actually want MORE poor people to live! When will the tyranny stop? More terrifying yet: John Kerry wants ALL poor people to recieve health care! That girly-man bastard! Not enough poor people are dying of hunger, and he won't let them die of diseases either! This is exactly the kind of big government that will destoy this country. I mean, forcing people not to die, even though they really should!

Another abomonation, they want rich peoples tax dollors to go to to help the poor! Now I hear that I should be nice to the poor because some guy named Jesus said "Give your money to the poor." But Jesus was really just a skinny faggot daddies boy whose name only deserves to invoked for political gain anyway. So who nobody gives a fuck about what he had to say.

The liberal insinuation that poor people deserve to live is creating class warfare, and I hate warfare, unless it means we can kill poor people in foreign countries. I mean, I dont want my lovely prep school children to grow up in a world where poor kids are considered just as human as them! Also, since lots of poor people can't afford air conditioning they sweat a lot and just smell downright BAD. Obviously, bad smelling people are simply not as human as sweet smelling people.

At least we have one defender of the elite, one shining beacon of nepotism in a world reeking with thoughts of equal opportunity. Who is this this prince among men, this demigod? Some call Him "dubya" others refer to Him as "the texecuter," but I'd rather call Him my personal savior, George W. Bush. In fact, I'll even capitalize the H in when I refer to Him. (In your face, Jesus "loser!" Christ!) Mr. Bush, who didn't even try to get a job until He was forty and had His way through life payed by His rich father, has actually succeeded in losing a record number of jobs, thus destroying hope for millions of poor people! He has moved three hundred billion dollars worth of jobs to foreign countries! He even cut funding for His own program, The No Child Left Behind Act, ensuring that poor people can't get good secondary educations and then compete with MY children in the job market! He used His money to get out of fighting a war, than STARTED a war to help His wealthy buddies! He said that "The elite are My base." and God (or George) bless us, we are! I love him so much that I am crying! I am weeping so loudly that I might awaken my five hundred dollar purebread poodle, who, by the way, gets higher quality food then almost ALL poor people!

My fellow elitists, oil mongers and prep school grads, please join me in the fight to decieve the poor and get Bush reelected. He is elitisms last hope. May the money be with You, Mr. Bush. May the money be with You.