You gave me closure.
This is my final goodbye.

To the tune of "So Long Dearie" from Hello! Dolly:

Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye.
Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye.
Don't try to stop me -------, please...!
Wave your little hand and whisper,
"So long, dearie!"

I can't keep waitin' anymore!
But when you discover that your life is dreary,
Don't you come a-knockin' at my door!
For I'll be all dolled up And singin' that song That says, "You dog! I told you so!"
So, wave your little hand and whisper,
"So long, dearie!"
"Dearie" should have said, "So long!"
So long ago!

Despite howyou've treated me so perfectly,
I've had enough of feelin' low!
So, wave your little hand and whisper,
"So long, dearie!"
"Dearie" should have said, "So long!"
So long ago!

For I can hear that airplane callin' me on
To a fancy new address
Yes, I can hear that airplane callin' me on
On board that Happiness Express
I'm gonna learn to dance and sing and perform on stage!
I'm go'n as far away from Pittsburgh as a girl can get!
So...

And on those cold winter nights, -------.
You can snuggle up to your --------.
She's rail thin, but she'll keep you.

Don't come a-knockin'
I'll be all dolled up
And singin' that song
That says, "You dog, I told you so"
So, -------, you will find your life a sad old story,
When you see your "cowgirl" shuffle off to glory!
Oh, I should have said so long.
How could I have been wrong?
Oh, I should have said, "So long"
So long ago!!!

I'm lame. I have way too much time on my hands during Trig.
But there.
That's my goodbye.
I've moved on. I have a boyfriend who loves me, who really, truly, deeply, madly loves me and I'm happy.