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Once there was this rooster, his name was Rooster. It had a goal in its life, to climb this really big tree that grew on the farm and annoy the crap out everyone. Rooster tried again and again to climb the tree, but it always failed. It tried flying, didn't work. Tried using its peak and talons to scale it, failed. It even tried hitching a ride on a squirrel, another failure. One day as Rooster was finally about to give up a bull that also lived on the farm decided to help him out.
"Oye, Rooster!" cried out Bull
"What is it?" responded Rooster
"I see you're having a little problem climbing a tree"
"No Really? What gave you that idea genius." Snapped Rooster sarcastically.
"I thought I'd help out a fellow farm animal." Mused Bull. Hearing this Rooster quickly overcame its attitude and starting sucking up like no tomorrow.
"Oh excuse my earlier language, I am terribly sorry my dear friend. If there's anything I can do please don't hesitate to ask." Said Rooster.
"Well," said Bull, "there is one thing."
"What is it? I'll do anything for a fellow farm animal" said Rooster, knowing it was a complete lie.
"Well rooster, can you help me scratch this one itch on my left butt cheek? It's annoying the day lights out of me." Declared Bull.
"Sure I will buddy!" said Rooster, "but first tell me how I could get up that damn tree."
"Ok, your problem is that you're too weak, you gotta get stronger." Explained Bull, "the best way to get stronger is to eat my droppings, it's full of vitamins. There's a pile of it over there."
"Ha! You stupid idiot, now I don't haveto do anything for you! Scratch yourown ass you damn retard!" Shouted Rooster as he began woofing down globs of the Bull's droppings.
Rooster felt himself becoming stronger, and every time he ate more, he was able to climb higher. Rooster kept it up until it finally reached the top, just in time for sunrise. He began screaming on the top of his lungs. "COCK-CO-COCK-CA-DOOOOO!!!!!" over and over, making sure to annoy the crap out of everyone in ear shot. After a while the owner of the farm got fed up, so he came out with his rifle and shot Rooster down from the top of the tree.
Try to guess the moral of this story on your own
Here's the moral (it's backwards):
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author notes: And oh by the way, for those reading this to return the favor, Be a Man! Read the big one! I appreciate it. Oh, and don't forget to review this too, much obliged, thanks alot.