The Chauvinistic Realist
1/29/04

Men don't ask for diamond rings
Guns don't come with moisture wings
Camie's don't come in Triple D
Women don't belong in the infantry

Tampons don't come in MRE's
Hard to find Avon while on the high seas
Women shouldn't fight, nor should they sail
Try telling your DI that you broke a nail

Cosmetics take up too much room
No time for nail polish, no time to groom
Barracks room makeovers would be a mistake
No time for baking a raspberry swirl cake

The military can get in your face
Bitchy backtalk don't get much space
Uniqueness voided and erased
Swap an M-16 for that pepper spray and mace

Women aren't militarily hardcore
A woman is worth so much more
So don't waste a woman on a senseless war
That's what the chauvinistic male is for