Authors Note: I would again like it to be known that this is entirely a work of fiction. I harbour no hatred towards homosexuals or lesbians. Any slander or offensive terms used against these characters are just what I feel the character would say in that situation (much like Jason Mewes Character Jay in Kevin Smith movies) I would also like to use this opportunity to give credit, where credits due! I would like to thank MM for this story idea, during I time when I had no new current ideas for stories.so MM thank you again, and thank you readers for reading and enjoying my stories!

If I Can't Have Her...

(Based On An Idea By MM)

It was in the early evening, as Tashia walked in the door of her home. As she walked past the phone, she saw the answering machine light was blinking. She walked over and pressed the button, as she took her shoes off.
"Hi this is Tashia," came Tashias voice from the recording "I can't come to the phone right now cause I'm either at work, or with my guy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep, and I'll get back to ya as soon as I can."
"I really gotta re-record that message." Tashia said to herself "I sound too giddy, like some blonde ditz or something."
After her prerecorded mmessage played, the message on the phone started playing. As Tashia listened, all she could hear is heavy breathing. After about a minute and a half of this, the person hung up the phone.
"Oh my God," Tashia said to herself "she's still pulling this shit again!" All of a sudden her phone rang. Tashia quickly picked it up and spoke into the receiver. "Listen, I'm sick of this shit! Stop calling my fucking house!"
"As your boyfriend though, aren't I allowed to?" came a male voice from the other end.
"Oh sorry Dan" said Tashia "she just called my house again, and as usual the only message she left, was of her breathing."
"You would have thought she'd get the point by now. After all that crap a few years ago, you'd want nothing to do with her."
Tashia and Maria had been pretty good friends a few years ago. They would hang out together, go places and both hung out with the same group of friends. Tashia began to notice a change in Maria, right about the time Tashia started going out with Dan. When Dan and Tashia would plan a romantic evening out together, Maria would show up unexpectedly, and mess up the evening. To Tashia, it seemed as though Maria was trying to push Dan out of the picture for one reason or another. Other times when Maria would ask do to something with Tashia, only to find out she had a prior commitment with Dan. She would throw a fit, causing a scene, which would cause embarrassment for Tashia when they were out in public. It was for those reasons that Tashia chose to end her friendship with Maria.
Meanwhile at Marias house, as she laid on her bed, her short dark hair covering the pillow. In her hands above her face, she held a picture frame, with a picture inside it. As she looked at the picture it was of her, and a girl about her height if not a little taller, thin, long orange coloured hair. Marias hand moved over this girl on the picture, and started to bring the picture closer to her face.
"Oh Tashia," Maria said to the picture "I never knew you were such a good kisser! Let's do it a little more." Maria closed her eyes, as she brought the picture up to her lips and began kissing it. She then opened her eyes, and put the picture down beside her. "I wish she was here with me right now." Maria said to herself. "I could do things to her that she couldn't even dream of, things that Dan would never be able to do properly." Feeling herself getting turned on, Maria picked up the phone and dialed Tashias number. As the phone rang, Maria stuck her hand down the front of her pants.
"Hello?" came Tashias voice on the other end.
Maria said nothing as she began fingering herself, trying not to make her heavy breathing noticeable.
"Hello?" said Tashia again. "Jesus Christ!"
"Who is it?" came Dan's voice from the background.
"I think it's Maria again." said Tashia.
"Let me see the phone." said Dan, as Tashia handed him the receiver. "Listen Maria! Get it through your thick fucking skull, Tashia wants nothing to do with you. She is not your friend anymore, so stop bothering her with all these damn calls!" The next thing Maria could hear was a dial tone, as Dan hung the phone up on the other end.
"That asshole!" said Maria, as her breathing returned to normal, and she took her hand out of her pants. "I somehow have to take him out of the picture, then Tashia will come back to me."
"She really creeps me out when she does that." Tashia said to Dan back at her house.
"Well," said Dan "you sounded kinda freaked out, so that's why I showed up."
"I really appreciate you doing so." said Tashia, as she wrapped her arms around Dan, and he wrapped his arms around her. Though Dan was somewhat taller then Tashia, that had no effect on the love they had for each other.
"What do ya say we go out for a bit?" suggested Dan "Go somewhere, just to get away from that phone for awhile."
"Okay," said Tashia with a smile "I just have to take a shower first."
"I'll join you!" said Dan with a mischievous smile and laugh.
"No!" laughed Tashia, "you're gonna stay out here till I'm done."
"Alright, alright" said Dan "I'll be good!"
"No you won't" said Tashia
"Yeah," said Dan with a laugh "you're right."

It had been about a few hours since Dan and Tashia had gone out. In the backyard, a figure was seen sneaking around. The figure was revealed to be Maria. As she looked up, she could see Tashias bedroom window on the second floor. Climbing a tree, she jumped from the branch to Tashias window. Maria being a bit stalky felt tired and out of breath when she got to the window. Slowly opening it, she climbed inside and turned on the bedroom light. As she looked around, she saw Tashias bed, a desk with a computer. On Tashias walls, she had posters of some of her favourite actors and movies. Maria walked over to the door of Tashias room, to see a basket. As Maria opened the lid, she saw a bunch of dirty clothes inside. On the top of the pile of dirty clothes, was a freshly worn pair of blue panties. With mouth partly open, Maria picked the pair up and brought them to her face. As she sniffed them, she could feel her hand touching herself between her legs. Pulling the panties away from her face, she put them in her pocket and walked out of the bedroom. She opened a door, walked in, and found herself in the bathroom. Looking around, she saw a couple of wet towels on the rack. She walked over and looked at herself in the mirror. As she looked at her reflection, she saw one of Tashias hairbrushes sitting on the side of the sink. She picked it up, and saw some of Tashias hair inside it. Pulling the hair out, she held it up to her own hair.
"Hmm," Maria said to herself "this'll be a good colour on me." She then proceeded to stick the hair in her pocket with the panties. Making her way back to Tashias room, she lied in the bed. As she lied there, she imagined Tashia walking in the bedroom. Maria watched as Tashia stripped down to nothing. Tashia then got into the bed, beside Maria who was already naked. Maria could feel Tashias breasts pressing against hers, as she leaned in to kiss Maria. Maria responded by wrapping her arms around Tashias slender body. As they continued to kiss, Maria could feel Tashias crotch grinding against hers. Maria could then feel as Tashia began kissing down her body. As she got down to her crotch, Maria closed her eyes. All of a sudden, Maria could hear the front door open, and people talking. Acting very quickly, she jumped out of the bed, and ran over to the window. As she got out of the window, she could hear someone coming up the stairs.
"Hmm, nothing here" said Tashia, as she opened her bedroom door.
"Find anything?" asked Dan, from the bottom of the stairs.
"Nothing." said Tashia; she then looked over at her bedroom window. "I could have sworn I closed this window though."
Outside Maria watched from the ground, as she could see Tashia looking out the window. Making sure she wouldn't be seen, Maria quickly left Tashias property and headed back to her own home.
"What was that last thing you said?" asked Dan, as Tashia started coming down the stairs.
"Oh," said Tashia "was saying I could have sworn that I closed my bedroom window before we went out."
"You think someone may have tried to break into the house through your bedroom window?" asked Dan.
"Can't see that happening," said Tashia "I mean if someone wanted to break into this house bad enough they could break the doors or windows on the front or back of the house."
"True," said Dan "but there are some weird people out there!"
Back at Marias house, Maria was standing in front of a mirror in her room completely naked. Opening her hand, revealed the blue panties she had taken from Tashias house earlier. She looked at herself in the mirror, as she slipped the underwear on. Having a larger frame then Tashia, the panties were a very tight fit. As Maria stood there, she began touching the front of the panties, and began imagining it was Tashia inside them. Beginning to feel tired, Maria went to bed wearing only Tashias underwear.

It was about mid-morning, as Tashia went on her break at work. As she went outside where some of the other employees were having a smoke break, she saw Dan walking up to her.
"Hey babe," said Dan "how's it goin?"
"Where are my panties?" Tashia asked Dan.
"Kinda out of the blue there to bring up an Outkast song, isn't it?" said Dan, with a smile.
"Don't be a smartass," said Tashia "I'm talkin about the ones I had in my laundry basket in my room, they're gone!"
"You think I took em?" said a shocked Dan
"Well," said Tashia "you had ample opportunity when I was in the shower."
"Hey," said Dan "give me some credit, I'm a horndog, not some sick, twisted pervert."
"Sorry," said Tashia "maybe I just misplaced them, just been little frazzled since those calls started again."
"Don't worry about it," said Dan "just ignore her, and if that bitch starts bugging you again, just knock her ass out!"
"Yeah," laughed Tashia "I'll get right on that!"
It was later in that day, when Maria showed up in the same plaza. Looking over at the place where Tashia worked, she then proceeded to walk into James' Drugs, the drugstore located in that plaza. Walking through the different aisles, she made her way to the hair colouring kits. From out of her pocket, she pulled the hair taken from Tashias brush. Looking at the different colours, she tried to find the one closest to Tashias natural colour. After some searching, she managed to find the right colour. Walking out of the store, bag in hand, she stood in front of the store where Tashia worked.
"Wonder what the hell her problem is?" said a blonde girl named Jessica, one of the other employees at Tashias job.
"Whose problem?" asked Tashia.
"That girl!" said Jessica, as she pointed outside at Maria, who was standing there looking inside the store.
"Oh shit, it's her again!" said Tashia.
"Who?" asked Jessica.
"This girl who's been stalking me for god knows how long!" said Tashia, as she hid under the counter.
"Why's she stalking you?" asked Jessica.
"Not a clue," said Tashia "but it's scaring the hell out of me."
"Maybe she's a lesbian," laughed Jessica "looking for a box lunch, and her mouth salivates looking at your entree."
"Yeah," said Tashia "that'd be funny if I didn't think it was true!"
"Well it's safe to come up now," said Jessica "she's walking away."
"Thank god," said Tashia "she really freaks me out." "How long has she been stalking you?" asked Jessica.
"Started not that long after I broke our friendship up." said Tashia. "I originally shrugged it off, cause I'd be going to hang out with one of my friends, and cause she was friends with them too, she'd be there. It started getting weird when she started calling my house, and not leaving messages. Or I'd be going to Dan's or to work or something, and I was pretty sure she was following me."
"That's pretty screwed up." said Jessica.
"Tell me about it!" said Tashia.

Tashia was on her break later that day, when her cell phone rang.
"Hello?" said Tashia
"Hey," said Dan "was wondering if you wanted to come by tonight, maybe for a little wink, wink!"
"Wouldn't mind a little of that!" laughed Tashia. "But one of the girls didn't come in, so I gotta work a double shift."
"Well," said Dan "guess I'll take a raincheck then."
"Sorry!" laughed Tashia.
"It's no problem." said Dan "How bout this then? I'll show up after work, and walk you home. Ya know, protect you from the freaks!"
"You mean the ones worse then you?" said Tashia.
"Exactly!" laughed Dan.
"Okay," said Tashia "see ya then."

It was about two hours before Tashias shift ended. Dan meanwhile, was in his room listening to one of his Misfits albums. Using this time to relax and listen to music, he had his lights off, leaving the room in total darkness. All of a sudden, he saw the shadow of someone come in the room.
"Tashia?" asked Dan "That you?"
The figure said nothing, as it got under the covers and moved up towards Dan's crotch.
"What are you doing?" asked Dan, as he could hear his pants being unzipped. "What the...ooh!" After a few minutes of this, he could feel what he assumed to be Tashia moving further up his body. He then felt something being placed in his hand. He brought the object up to his face for closer inspection, it was Tashias blue panties.
"Oh you found em?" asked Dan.
The figure then proceeded to staddle itself on top of Dan, and began to ride him.
"This is probably mean of me to say," said Dan "but did you gain weight?" Dan removed the cover, to see Maria on top of him. She was naked from head to toe, and her hair ha been dyed to the colour of Tashias hair.
"WHAT THE FUCK'S THIS?!" yelled Dan, as he threw Maria off of him, jumped off the bed, and did up his pants.
"You weren't complaining a minute ago!" said Maria.
"Cause I thought you were Tashia."
"Well," said Maria "just pretend I am." she started moving closer to Dan.
"Get the fuck away from me you crazy bitch!" said Dan, as he pushed Maria away.
"Noone does that to me," said Maria angrily, as she grabbed the light beside Dan's bed, and threw it at him, knocking him to the ground. As she ran towards him, he brought his feet out, kicking her to the ground. Dan then got up, and proceeded to run for his bedroom door. He was almost at the door, when he felt a hand grab his foot, causing him to fall to the ground. He felt Maria grab him back by the back of the head, she then proceeded to slam his face against the door frame. Standing up, Maria flipped him onto his back. Face bloodied up, looking through the blood in his eyes, the last thing Dan saw was Marias foot coming down on his face.

Waiting almost a half-hour after her shift, Tashia finally decided to walk home, figuring Dan forgot to show up.
"He's in so much shit with me!" Tashia said to herself, as she walked inside her house. As she started taking off her shoes, she pressed the answering machine button to see if there were any messages. As she waited to hear her pre-recorded message, she noticed that there was a pause in the message.
"Hello Tashia," came Marias voice from the machine.
"What the..?" said a shocked Tashia.
"This is Maria. I just thought I'd tell you that Dan is no more. He made love to me, then was gonna hurt me to shut me up. I had to kill him, so now we can be together."
"I don't believe it!" said Tashia. All of a sudden, someone came up behind her, and placed a rag over her face.
"Believe it!" said Maria, as she pushed the rag, soaked in chloroform over Tashias face.
Tashia came to an hour or so later, to feel someone kissing her on the lips. She opened her eyes, to see Marias face in front of her.
"Glad to see you're awake." said Maria with a smile
"What the hell's going on here?" asked Tashia, she looked down and noticed that she was naked. "Where the fuck are my clothes?"
"You're not gonna need them for what we're doing?" said Maria.
"What are you talking about?" demanded Tashia.
"Oh you'll find out." said Maria, as she stripped off the remainder of her own clothes, and got into the bed with Tashia. Being pinned down by Maria, she couldn't do anything as Maria began kissing her, slipping her tongue inside Tashias mouth. She could feel, as Marias hand moved down and began caressing her breast. Marias face then began moving down, and began sucking on one of Tashias nipples. Tashia could then feel, as Marias face went in- between her legs. With her face down there, Tashia closed her knees in on Marias temples, twisting them, knocking her to the floor.
"What the fuck are you doing?" said Maria angrily.
"Knocking you off me!" said Tashia "I'm not into any of this lesbian- dyke shit!"
"But you love me!" said Maria.
"See there's the thing," said Tashia "I don't! Maybe there was a time I loved you as a friend, but nothing more. You're not even that to me!"
"NO!" said Maria angrily "If I can't have you, noone can!" From under her bed, Maria pulled out a long knife, and ran at Tashia with it. Acting quickly, Tashia jumped off the bed, causing the knife to go into the mattress. As Tashia ran out of the room, she could hear Maria get up, and start running towards her. As she ran into the kitchen, she could feel the blade of the knife go into her shoulder. Tashia yelled out in pain, as she turned around to see Maria, a crazed look on her face. Looking to her side, Tashia saw an old, black frying pan. Quickly grabbing it, she hit Maria in the head with it. She watched as Marias head hit the ground, blood seeping onto the floor. As she ran for the door to the apartment, she heard muffled sounds coming from a closet near the door. As she opened it, she saw Dan tied up, his face very bloody, and damaged from the pain Maria had inflicted on him.
"Oh my god!" said Tashia, as she untied and removed the duct tape from his face. As she took the duct tape off, he spit out some blue fabric. On closer inspection, Tashia recognized it to be her underwear.
"Why are you naked?" asked Dan, as Tashia helped him up.
"Long story!" said Tashia. "Let's just get the hell out of here!"
"NOOO!" yelled Maria, as she started running at them. Tashia quickly brought her leg up, and kicked Maria in the stomach. As she fell back, she tripped on some clothes she had lying on the floor. This caused her to fall over to, and through her window. They could hear her scream as she fell.
"C'mon," said Dan "let's get your clothes, and get the fuck out of here!"
As they stepped out of the apartment building, they could see a group of people around the area where Maria fell out her window. As they started to limp away, they could hear police sirens coming closer. Tashia then felt something grab onto her shoulder. Her and Dan turned around to see a very bloodied up Maria.
"No," said Maria "it's...not..ov.." She then fell to the ground at their feet.
As the police showed up to disperse the crowd, and begin their investigation. Dan and Tashia slowly and quietly slipped away through the crowds...never looking back!

THE END