This is going to be a series of letters that may or may not be true, from different people in a group of friends. .the characters will be named P1, P2, . so as to eliminate any confusion by gender names.

"What have we here?" Mr. Phillips says as he picks up a note which he commences to read to the class.:

P1: (writes)Since when do you not talk to me? Lia says your pissed cause me and her are together now. Is that true? And if it is, why are u pissed? Its not like I didn't give u my fucking virginity or anything. And ur the one who ended it, not me!

P2: (reads above and writes before passing it on) She's right you kno that right?

P3: (writes) just because your both dykes doesn't mean that you should gang up on him!

P1: (to P3) And I asked for your opinion .when?

P2: (on P1's writings) You tell her babe!

P4: Isnt this supposed to be a two person note?

P5: All you fucking losers quit reading my note! Why would I care if you and Lia were together?

P4: Ohh, someones testy! Must be missin his girl...

P3: Of course he is! She's grounded after all.

P5: Leave her out of this freak show note.

P2: I am personally offended you dumb ass.

P5: Oh cut the shit Lia

P2: It's too thick and I'm lacking a knife

P1: *has no comment*

P4: (referring to P1's lack of comment) Ohh, she thinks she's too good for note passing in physics class.

P1: I do not! I simply have nothing intelligent to add .neither do you apparently.

P3: Careful, these dykes cut.

P2: (to P3) That's an insulting word you like me calling you a whore cause ur a cheerleader who fucks around.o wait, you are a whore.

(he finishes the note) "I would like all five of you to stay after class."