Five-Hundred Students

Five-hundred students,
Getting in your hair,
Five-hundred students,
They're absolutely everywhere,
Five-hundred students,
Sit down and be quiet,
Five-hundred students,
What a shocking fright,
Five-hundred students,
Cinq-cents eleves,
Cuig-cead scolairi,
It doesn't matter what dialect,
I still don't envy thee.