I am not insane. Well not totally insane. Okay I'm insane! Happy? Hey stop nodding your head you're making me dizzy. 0.o
So I made a self-inserted fan fiction of my own stories. Don't kill me.
So what if I created a total monster. It's too good of an opportunity.
This is a crossover of reality, OSOM, PD, TSOA and me.
Yes I AM real . . . But I don't live in reality.
Here we go!

Reality meets Insanity
My Crossover Killed the Fourth Wall!
The Dangers of Shiney Objects

I spoke hesitantly as eyes pierced at me. I was surrounded unable to run. Three people glared at me, two bored, one menacingly. The menacing one waited for an answer. "Umm. J'aime fromage?"
Desiree giggled madly. Liz snarled. "That is not an answer! Comme ca va? Comme ca va!"
"But it is! I'm hungry!" I whined. " Ca va tres mal!"
Staci eyed us thoughtfully. " Liz why are you drilling Tenille instead of watching the movie?"
"What do you expect from them? Liz is hyper and Tenille-"
"Liberation of Cheese! Viva le fromage!" I shouted racing for the fridge.
I'm not insane! Well not I AM! But I like acting like this. Sure I'm not ladylike or cool but I'm happy. It makes me sad seeing others so confined. Trapped inside the walls of 'order' and 'popularity'. Wow! That was deep. ^-^
"Tenille! Come back!" Elizabeth, one of my friends chased me. She'd grabbed her French book. This was a signal for someone to hide in terror or lose brain cells.
Liz is.. Liz. She is a bit hyper and has a very bad attention span when it comes to learning, but she's nice.
"Dezzie-chan! Save me! I need my brain cells!" I hid behind my best friend Desiree.
Dez is the type that scares little children. If it wasn't for her I'd be dead by now. She is a rebel in a way. She fights with everyone and is temper mental (the opposite of me)! She loves wolves and stuff just like me though. And she is nice (. deep inside maybe.)
"Tenille! Liz! SIT!" She barked orders at us grumpily.
"Woof?" I sat down quietly. I may be an anti-leader but Dez can be scary. She could do this glare that I've seen work on teachers.
"Where are your parents?" Staci quizzed me from the safety of the beige couch. Staci is a friend of mine but not part of my gang. She just lives on my street and loves to read.
I shrugged standing up again with a twirl. " Mumsie is at a meeting. Dad is in the country and. ..HEY! Jordan will be home soon!"
Jordan is my older brother. He reminds me of Liz in some ways. He doesn't get stuff right away sometimes. He is a basketball and church fanatic and is VERY nice. Almost too nice (Oro?). Oh yeah he has no backbone.
"Okay." Desiree sighed. "You forgot didn't you?"
"Yesh." I mumbled. With my attention span that wasn't anything new. I never pay attention to times and dates. I should be happy I remembered he'd come home from his friend's party at seven. Or was it eight? Eight thirty? Am I getting colder? Damn!
Liz frowned, "Tenille didn't you hear the doorbell just then?"
I leapt to the window and peered out at the doorstep. Sure enough there was my bro. "Hey Liz, J doesn't know you. Go answer the door."
"Okay." Liz charged for the door. "Hello, Lester's Funeral Service. Are you here to buy a casket or visit a decomposing shell that was once a family member?"
"Umm. This is MY house." Jordan looked puzzled. He dropped his knapsack in the porch easily flicking it behind Liz.
"It is mine NOW!" Dez cackled.
I pounced on her covering her mouth. " Shushies."
A strangled cry came from J as Liz pounced on him evilly. "Tenille save me from your friend!"
"Neva!" I cried despite the fact I'd already started to pry Lizzie-chan from Jordan. My hands clumsily tried to pry him from her.
"Tenille let me kill him!"
"Lizzie I got a few episodes of the Winx Club on tape." I tried seeing Jordan turn blue.'
"Yay!" She charged at the TV.
"Okay." Jordan straightened panting slightly. Changing the subject he said, "Tenille.I. won a movie! It looks anime-ish."
"Anime?" I grabbed his shoulders shaking him slightly. " WHERE?"
"Inn myy baag!" He cried. Eyes glazed over he started to sag.
I swiped his bag and ran to my room grinning. Dropping my prize next to my sleeping cat Terra I smiled. "I have some anime!"
I shovelled through his bag, knocking away a bible and skillet CD. I drew out a VHS "The Passion of !!!" I flicked it away horrified. "You did that on purpose." I started to hyperventilate. "Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Didn't happen." I
Desiree, Lizzie, Staci and Jordan all ran to found out what the fuss was about. Dez just sighed when she saw the movie.
"You gave Tenille a bag with that in it? What were you thinking?"
I noticed a gleam from within the bad and I drew out another VHS. A metallic plastic covered the case allowing you to see your own blurry outline. " 'Imagine Nation,' Corny name, no?"
"Oui, mad-mussel! Now lets watch it!" Dez grabbed it and hastily shoved it in my VCR.
I plopped on my bed lazily. "Who has the popcorn? I WANT SOME!!!"
"Yay" Liz sat next to me. Her brown hair went over her shoulder with this action.
The screen flickered on showing the outline of a figure. He wore a mask made of white stone. "Hello young warrior. As a Knight of the Red Rose of Tudor you have been chosen to aid us in our quest to find the Amulet of Dreams."
A song played suddenly sending odd chills down my spine. Jordan looked chilled too but the others seemed fine, bored even! 'Tenille calm down we AREN'T going to be sucked into the movie or nothing.'

Listen to me
With your fear
Tears of pain
Stream down my face.

Patience grows.
With our hunger
With time we will recuperate.

But time has
NOT told us
To run
So we will
NOT tell them
To go

Spirits rise
To hide our fears
Ancient song with
Ancient blood

Then the war shall
Leave our country
Songs shall
Overrun the hate

And when they come to call
Ancients shall be remembered by us
Thousand tears with our laughter
Ancient song by ancient blood

But as the eerie voices ended their song Dez, Liz and Staci seemed surprised and scared. I was petrified. The chills swept up and down my spine and a lump formed in my throat.
A blue spot hovered in front of the screen expanding slowly. It was of a pale blue material that swirled slowly like a slow dance. My eyes were drawn to it with a gasp. 'It looks familiar.' As it grew I realized what it was. "A portal?"
Jordan fainted faster than you could say cheese. I'd never seen anyone faint before but I doubted his was natural. He didn't crumple like they did in movies. Nor did he do the classic backhand-on-forehead-and-fall-in- Romeo's-arms. (Wait if he fell in Romeo's arms . . . bad imagery!) His eyelids closed with a wince and he fell back two feet as if an invisible hand had punched him.
'Bad thoughts Tenille.' I gulped, 'there are no invisible people attacking Jordan.' But then I felt someone... Or something brushed past me.
My heart stopped and my breath hitched. I couldn't move paralysed as I heard footsteps circle me. I felt an invisible pair of eyes stare at me.
Perhaps it was the strange occurrences. Or maybe it was the noise. But suddenly a white, brown and black blur and an orange and white blur both dashed into the portal.
Terra my large half Persian cat with her brown and black cat of fur and tail had fled through the portal with Jordan's small tiger cat Sunny.
"NO! Baby-doll! Fuzzy!" In an instant I forgot my fears. I followed them into the mysterious portal.
I suddenly was in a dark place. Shadows danced around silently. Winds whipped me around like I was as I light as a feather. Believe me when I say I'm NOT LIGHT!
It was then I realized the cats were suddenly buried in my arms. Both of them were fast asleep as if a sickness had hit them. 'Calm down Tenille, it's not like it'll get worse.'
Dez and the other girls suddenly appeared behind me. "Tenille?"
That was when it hit. A terrible fear as if death had me in its dark clutches. Shivers chased each other up and down my spine. "Something . . . is wrong. It feels like we're not supposed to be here."
A voice boomed over us as we all reunited, "Young Warrior in this land of the shadow realm each of you can have one wish."
"Huh?" Dez looked around for the source of the voice.
"Just speak it. In return you must help my homeland."
"But-" I started.
Liz cut in energetically, "I wish Cassie, Justin, and Heidi were here!"
"Fine but they will not receive wishes"
Three girls appeared next to us surprised. And along with Cassie was her boy-toy. They were definitely hitting the PG-13 rating.
"AHH MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!" Me and Dez. Squealed. Then realizing we were in sync we high-fived. What did you expect us to stay serious for more the three minutes. Poor unsuspecting fool!
"Wha-" Cassie turned, surprised. Upon realizing where she was she shivered and jumped at us, "What IS Happening Here?"
As Liz and the new arrivals conversed I remembered the conditions for the wishes. I cleared my throat loudly. "Why do you NEED us?"
"I only 'NEED' one of you. The young 'Moor' warrior. The boy from 'the new world which will save Imagine Nation
"A boy? The 'new world'? 'Moor'? Liz scratched her head.
The wind whipped at us. The voice growled, "Which of you is the descendant of when a 'Moor' and a 'Moors' joined?"
"Wait you mean M-O-O-R-E and M-O-O-R-E-S ?"
It clicked. 'Go ahead Tenille, you have to tell him It's not like we'll all get hurt because of it.' I gulped, "That's Nanny and Grandfather." I bit my lip. "There must be a mistake Jordan's DEFINITELY NOT a warrior and I may like fighting but you said it was a boy. Chad, Kirk, and Paul, my cousins are all visiting the UK and Tyler is a kid."
"What?" The wind picked up sending us flying towards the abyss.
Figuring we were going to die we all wished:
"I wish that I was older. Might as well die an adult."
"I wish we could defend ourselves."
I curled up with my cats, " I wish the bishonen in my stories were real!" (Again did you expect me to wish for something sensible?) With that we all hit an invisible barrier and all went black.

TBC
Yesh I started a new story! Praise me! Love me!

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Forget the last part

Now for the people descriptions. Two per chapter

Name: Tenille ^-^ (Me!)
Age: 13/18
Height: 5'11/6'2
Turns into: Unknown
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black with red in the front/ Blonde (Natural Blonde ^-^)
Favourite Webcomic/ Manga: Reman Mythology/ Path of a Fallen Angel/ Ororon/ Ranma ½ / Inuyasha/ Fushigi Yugi/ Fruits Basket (Do I have to choose one?)
Favourite Singer/Band: Queen/Metallica/ Korn/ Drowning Pool/ Great Big Sea/ Limp Bizket/ Linkin Park/ Our Lady Peace/ Fat boy Slim/ Amy Lee/ Paul Van Dyke/ Lasgo/ Pink Floyd/ Led Zeppelin (Can't decide)
Bio: I'm a bit of a scaredy-cat. I will usually cower when against an enemy but when my friends get hurt people die (^-^!). Often saying random things, becoming hyper, and confusing others then have a mood swing and become thoughtful and wise. I DON'T get angry often. Annoyed? Yes. Angry? No. I only remember getting angry once and then I was a B-I-Trans-Canada- Highway! I LUV the cold ^-^, nicknaming everyone and creating new words. I'm a bishie fanatic!

Name: Desiree (Dez, Dezzie-chan)
Age: 13/19
Height: 5'7/ 5'11
Turns into: Vampire (wait she already is one! LOL! J/K)
Eyes: Brown/ Red
Hair: Brown with Yellow and Red streaks (gains blue ones later)
Favourite Webcomic/ Manga: Vampire Phantasm
Favourite Singer/Band: Linkin Park
Bio: Dez is temperamental. One minute she is fine and laughing merrily at my antics and a minute later someone awakens her wraith and dies from head trauma. Dez loves vampires and demons. Loves drawing and is the artist to OSOM on drunk duck.