Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door!

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Wonderful Wedding

The day before my wedding was the day everyone would be brought here. After a week of Ash's nursing I was up to full strength and ready to bring the three groups here. First I'd do the crew from TSOA to insure I wouldn't accidenatlly lose them halfway. Then I'd summon the Kitsune and Tearo and finally my family.

Me, Ash, Darius, Hadgin and Nina were all focusing on her friends. Making sure I had definite pictures in my head I murmured. "I wish Nina, Zero, Hadgin, Darius and Ash's friends were here!" Immediatly I fell back towards Zero and a large portal appeared. Dominny, Sean, Taro, Slash Lady Marie, Nina's father, Nina's mother, and Farrel stepped out."

"Mom?" Nina launched at her 'dead' mother.

Dominny however embraced her brother. "Farrel!!!!!!!!!!"

"Dominny! You seem older!" He gasped and point at Nina. "Miss Nigel! Zero!"

In Ash's arms I coughed. "Sheesh! I've brought two people back from the dead!"

"Tenille! Be careful!" He ordered me looking concerned.

Slash pointed at him amazed. "Ash looks.......... Civil!"

"Hello future brother-in-law!" I grinned with a wave.

"........ In-law?" He nearly fainted. "This is ASH'S wedding?"

He smirked proudly. "Yes little brother."

"Hey! He hasn't killed us yet!" Dominny pointed out.

Taro raised an eyebrow. "And he seems to be............ IN LOVE?"

"Woah!" Slash was leaning against his girlfriend puzzled.

Sean raised an eyebrow. "Tu are tres confuzing!"

I started to straighten and break free from Ash's embrace. "Can you guys move? I need to summon another batch of people!" They moved behind us stupidified. Nina started to explain things a bit. I looked at the Kitsune and everyone's favorite all male couple. "Guys Kit and company are next! Can I have a line up of you holding hands?"

"Okay..........." I was suddenly squashed between Key, Pie and Angel and the couple.

"I wish the friends of Angelo, Pie, Key, Derek, and Gickoli were here!" I fell forward onto my knees this time to the distress of Ash.

He immediatly rushed to my side as the portal appeared. "Tenille! Take a break! You don't need them all here at the moment!" He kneeled down next to me and put a hand on my shoulder to steady me.

Rekita, Tearo, Flute, Piper, Kat, Gig and Dan appeared from the portal. Dan was the only one unfazed by the transportation. "-04! (-1(K5!"

"34(K 0!" I rolled my eyes. "349 3!"

Nina clucked her tongue. "Is there a language you don't know a bit of?"

"Ci senorita! Du hast meche du fala! Baka no Hentai! Je ne compronde pas! Syug olleh! 4K3 3 00 J009 34)39!" I said randomly. "Immo gya gya fi di sowe." (Uncle's chant in Jackie Chan adventures) " Hello Hadgin. "

"349-1G5!" He embraced me.

Ash hit him before you could say cheese. Mmmmmm Cheese. drools

"0!!!!!!!!!" Dan was knocked back through the portal as it closed.

Kit started to clap. "Who exactly are you guys?"

"I'm the bride, Tenille, the phychic phycho. This is my fiancee Ash, a Drider. That is Desiree who is with Angel, Lizzie is the fairy in Key's hair, the short hobbit couple are Heidi and Elijah, the elves are Justine and her husband Sasuke with their babies Arrow and Jenna, the blonde couple is Prince Chibi and his girlfriend Staci, and the elf and the brunette is Sean and Dominny and the brunette next to her is her older brother. The other drow and the half-vampire are Slash Ash's brother and his girlfriend Taro who is the twin sister of 'Zero' the idiot over there with the black curls who is with his girlfriend Princess Jade or Nina." I took a deep breath. "Those two older people are her adoptive parents Mr and Mrs Thornsbrooke. The guy with the green hair is Darius and the guy with the accent is Hadgin, the black haired guy with the purple eyes is Gillibob and finally the blonde with the pink eyes is Lollander." Then raising my eyebrow. "I take it you reconize the rest."

"Please don't do that again! I'm confused." Kat asked.

The cubs then scrambled over to their lost brother and Ella. I then sensed something. "Kit is pregnant?"

"What?" All the adults from OSOM (including Kit) chorused.

I giggled. "Whoa programed responses!"

"I'm pregnant?" She started to shaked me.

I snorted. "I'd say by about three days."

The Kitsune paled and dropped me on my butt to turn to Tearo. He was shocked. "I'm going to be a dad?"

"Sheesh! Drop me again why don't ya!" I shook my head. "Manhandling a magic person is bad!"

Ash smiled and helped me up. "Having fun?"

"You know it!" I grinned as soon as I saw his smile.

Angel started to dance around with Dez. "I'm gonna be an Uncle."

"You already are one idiot!" I pointed out shaking my head. "Can everyone move back so I can get my family now?" No one heard me amongst the confusion.

"May I?" Asked Ash as arms wrapped around me (tongue twister!)

"Yes." I kissed his cheek.

He grinned and bellowed. "MOVE!"

Taro was the only one who didn't obey. I shook my head. "I wish Taro was behind me." She let out a yelp as she appeared a foot behind Ash. I walked forward. "I wish my family and friends were here."

My mom, Dad, Jordan, Terra (remember her? The fat cat), Sunny (the orange cat!), Black Beauty (my rabbit), Hermie (my nice budgie), Hermina (demon budgie), a stranger who looked around twenty-something and all my moms family was there (couldn't do dads...... I dunno them all.) My cosin Alex eyed me warily. "TENILLE? Where are we?"

I fell back into Ash's arms. "I shouldn't have used that Taro wish."

He just looked at me worriedly. "You're pushing yourself again. Tenille just let me take care of the rest of the preperations."

"Okay." I nodded but with a frown, "At least allow me to explain things to my family."

Chibi looked thrilled. "Are they Moore or Moores or McLobster?"

"Dad is McLobster and Nan is a Moore although Grandfather was a Moores so she is a Moores....... And my Aunts and mother are all really Moores although thats not their last names." I tilted my head slightly as I noted the stranger, "Who are you?"

He seemed a little nervous. "I'm Ryan Lester, fourth level in the Angel's university."

"Ryan..... ?" I gasped. "Mumsie! Didn't you have a baby that died named Ryan................... or was it Brian?"

Dez slapped her forehead. "Figures she'd forget!"

"Shuddup punk!" I rolled my eyes. "Punk!"

"Yes I'm a punk!" She stucked her tongue out at me.

I shook my head and focused on Ryan's confused face and mother's startled stare. "Is he my dead bro or not?

"Oh my! He looks like your father!" She embraced him with a grin.

I walked down the alter slowly in a blue-ish off white wedding gown with Dad. It was shaped like a ball gown but the neck was v shaped and puffed out. My arms were bare except for gold gauntlets. A golden choker with a small heart charm and matching earings made me feel feminine. I had a boAround my head was a wreath of blue roses with a long veil held up by Kat and Ella. Behind me was the flower girl.......... Desmond. "I resent this!"

Neil was giggling madly and making kissing noises at him. "Hello beautiful."

"Oh shut up!" He muttered but after mom glared at him he shut up himself.

I finally reached Ash's side and he gave me a reassuring grin. I grabbed his hand and squeezed it. Ryan started the ceremony. "Friends, family, we are here to comemerate the bonding of a man and a woman in the name of........." He looked a bit blankly at Ash. "Ummm.........."

"Love?" I tried. 'Oh gee sailor moon style!' (Tuxedo Mask is hot!)

"Love..........." He seemed to skim through his lines mentally. "Do you, Ash, Take Tenille to have and to hold, in sickness and in heath, until death do you part?"

Ash squeezed my hand. "I do."

"Do you, Tenille McLobster, Take Ash to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" He looked at me and raised his eyebrow.

"I-"

Interupting me, Gillibob stood and shouted. "You forgot to ask if anyone had any objections."

Everyone looked shocked. Ryan sighed. "Why do you object to the holy union of these two?"

"Tenille........... I want you to think about this!" He almost looked pathetic. "If Ash didn't go crazy when you leave, if he wasn't such a lost puppy....... Would you like him? Or are you convincing yourself that you're in love because you pity him?"

I thought about this for a second. Then I responded. "I love him. I'm sorry Gillibob but I truely do."

"Are you going to sit down or are you not done?" Ryan asked. He sat down shocked in the corner of my eye. "Tenille I believe you were answering the question."

"I do." I smiled.

"You may kiss the br-" He started but was cut off as Ash kissed me passionatly yet managed to avoid frenching.

Angel let out a whistle. "Sheesh! Dude! Wait until the wedding night!"

I threw the bouquet at the mob of girls who were trying not to pass the pews. I turned around and flicked it back. Turning back I saw the bewildered Gick holding it. I giggled and Ash put an arm around me.

Derek snickered and murmured something in his boyfriend's ear that made Gick blush.

"Hmm........ " Ash woke me up with a kiss. (Tenille: What did ya expect me to write about the s--- Dez: Preserve the PG rating!) I groaned and clung to his bare chest. "It's morning already?"

"Afternoon appearantly." He nibbled on my ear.

I kissed him softly. "I guess we'll have to get up sometime."

"Sometime later." He added and kissed my neck. Wrapping his arms around me he asked. "So what are we doing now? Honeymoon? Adopting that girl Ella? Relaxing?"

"Hmm......... I think we should get a job, then maybe a house..... Then we'll adopt Ella." I drew circles on his back lazily.

He stiffened. "Are you going to still be a teacher?"

"I dunno. First I'll have to get everything set up. Although that can be done in minutes with my magic. And I'll probably need funiture and stuff." I sighed.

"Chibi said he'd give us one of the houses in the village if I joined the army. He also said he could pay for the furniture if you taught trainee knights." Ash murmured to me and kissed my lips.

I shrugged. "I don't know much about swordplay or archery but I could do some stuff on guns."

"Nina's weapon?" He looked surprised.

Immediatly I remembered his death. He'd been shot by Zero before. "They are common back home...... I could show you how to use them."

He stiffened and shook his head. "No."

"Don't worry I won't give any to Zero or anyone." I kissed his forehead and tightened my embrace on him.

He shook his head and looked me in the eyes. His eyes were a bit frightened."Tenille, don't bring those things here. Just stick to magic."

"Okay." I kissed him and he dragged the kiss down to my neck. I sighed in pleasure but suddenly someone knocked on the door. "What?"

Dez sounded desperate. "That girl has been following me all day! Take her!”

“Hmm?” Ash raised an eyebrow and waited for me to respond.

I sighed and kissed Ash on the forehead.. “Wait for a few minutes! I’ll get dressed!”

“Oh la la!” Dez snickered and I rolled my eyes. Walking behind a screen I snatched a grey shirt and black pants.

Once I’d put on boots I grabbed a brush and untangled my hair. Ash smiled. “I love you, Tenille.”

“I love you, too.” I grinned winding over to the bed again. Kissing his forehead one last time I smoothed down his hair slightly.

Dez sounded impatient. “TENILLE!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Coming.” I added in a whisper. “Next week.” Nevertheless I found myself opening the door and stepping out.

Ella attached herself to my legs. “Miss Tenille!!!!!!!!!! Scary lady said you weren’t going to be around until tommorrow!”

“Scary lady?” I raised an eyebrow at Dez. “Nevermind, I don’t wanna know. Ella do you want me and Ash to adopt you?”

“Mommy!” She suddenly launched up to my neck and ended up in my arms. Ash slipped out wearing a red tank top and a pair of brown pants. He picked the wrong moment apperently. “Daddy!”

“Such indecision!” He snorted.

I grinned. “Yep.”

The End

I’m going to write a sequel!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!! Praise me!!!!!!!!!!!

Its about Arrow, Jenna, Pie, Ella, Prince Stan (Staci and Chibi’s kid), Amber (my kid), Lie and Dez’s son, Blaze!