Okay, for QUE-Fest this year (a drama thing I do in my own time) we decided to go with a Lord of the Rings theme. I realised the potential of a "Lord of the Rings" musical, and wrote the following songs. The scenes around them, while largely written by myself (so that the songs would be in context) were contributed to by the entire group, so I'm not putting them up here. But here are the 100 Peter songs.

This song is to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" theme song.

Copyright © Peter C. Hayward 2004. All rights reserved.

It's the story
Of a man named Sauron
Who made himself some very lovely rings
Three of them he gave to elves
Dwarves got seven
And nine to mortal kings

But when Sauron got power he got corrupted
And although pride comes before a fall
In the fires of mount doom he then forged
One ring to rule them all
To rule them all
To rule them all
He then forged the one ring to rule them all