Entry Number One

Dear Miss Golden, Esteemed Guidance Counselor--

I would like it to be known by one and all that this was not my idea and I am more or less being forced into it. Under the unutterably evil threat of Worried Faculty, Staff, and (not to mention) Parents, I have to write in this. No skipping.

However.

This does not mean I have to write about what you want me to write about. Having come to this pleasant conclusion, I will now close with what has become a staple of childhood games: “Nah, nah, nah, boo, boo.”

Ha.

Enmity always,
Mackenzie Owens