Fat fucks sue McDonald’s
Fascists hurl ‘treason’
Individualists scream
“Nuke the towels!”
In the name of Reason

Post-reductio world
No absurdity too absurd
Gone to hell, joined the fold
Nothing too absurd to imagine

Seen one, seen them all
No more barriers
To break the fall
We’re living in a post-reductio world
Hear the Endarkenment’s call

Pistol against the temple
No dry fire exercise
Empty chamber into skull
Enjoy foreverafter lull
See you bitches on the other side

Post-reductio world
No absurdity too absurd
Gone to hell, joined the fold
Nothing too absurd to imagine

Seen one, seen them all
No more barriers
Will break the fall
We’re living in a post-reductio world
Hear the Endarkenment’s call

Reductio ad absurdum is dead
We’re all fucked
See you on the other side