Saturday, November 27

I read that keeping a diary makes you more intellectually intelligent and a more academically adept thinker or something like that. I’m too un-academically adept to even fully understand that stuff; I just read it in Allure. They say guys go wild for able-minded women. Of course I have a boyfriend (Derek- sigh…) but it’s good to stay in shape, you know? Like, flirt-wise, not figure-wise. Although, it’s good to stay in shape figure-wise too, but that’s a lot a lot harder.

Anyway, I guess you want to know about me. Maybe not, but I’ll tell you anyway. My name’s Margie Elfton and I’m 27, unmarried, and short. I work at a hair salon called Snipperdoodles. My boyfriend of five and one fourth years is Derek Martin, and he is the cutest thing that ever walked the planet including koala bears. The other most important person in my life is Angela Arnstein my absolute best friend in the whole wide world who is tall, tan, gorgeous and has been my BFF since kindergarten. She works at the Silver Banister Café, which is only three blocks away from Snipperdoodles. She is absolutely perfect which can be at times degrading but most of the time she is cool.

Uh, anyway, I’m out of stuff to say so that’s it I guess.

-Margie

P.S. I don’t feel any more intellectual or intelligent or academic or adept.