|We Three Kings of Buckinghamshire
Author: Infinity Plus One PM
An adaptation of "The Kings of Orient" [or whatever the dual it is called]. Created by myself and a family friend during a long drive in France. Rated PG for mention of killing babies and mention of shotguns [damn, I just gave it away].Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-04 - id: 1770610
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We Three Kings of Buckinghamshire
We three kings of Buckinghamshire
Came to London so we could hear
A baby screaming,
A baby cry-y-y-ying
So we shot him with a...
Shotgun of wonder
Shotgun of might
Shotgun with fitted laser sight!
It's still shooting,
It's still killing!
That sure put the baby right!
By Morbid Mind and B.C.