A sonnet - but it's a little messed up. Take it back - really messed up Iambic Pentameter. But the twist at the couplet is there. Review and tell me if its too corny!

I Never

I never bungee jumped off buildings tall

Or swiftly sailed to places, known to man.

I never climbed the top of the Great Wall

Or even recycled aluminum cans.

I never fought in wars of brilliant boast

Or rescued royal families from harm.

I never ghostly-busted little ghosts

Or saved my family or little farm.

I never ventured to a Paradise

Or found myself on crusty pirate ships.

I never swam in oceans filled with ice

Or looked directly at the moon's eclipse.

I never did anything, I'm not smart

Though I'm proud I've never broken a heart.