Author: Kid Blader PM
Ever play the drinking game? Me neither. But thsi is a semi-love sonnet following the game's format!Rated: Fiction K - English - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-02-04 - id: 1773390
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A sonnet - but it's a little messed up. Take it back - really messed up Iambic Pentameter. But the twist at the couplet is there. Review and tell me if its too corny!
I never bungee jumped off buildings tall
Or swiftly sailed to places, known to man.
I never climbed the top of the Great Wall
Or even recycled aluminum cans.
I never fought in wars of brilliant boast
Or rescued royal families from harm.
I never ghostly-busted little ghosts
Or saved my family or little farm.
I never ventured to a Paradise
Or found myself on crusty pirate ships.
I never swam in oceans filled with ice
Or looked directly at the moon's eclipse.
I never did anything, I'm not smart
Though I'm proud I've never broken a heart.