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Author: Bookworm12-8-90
Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-03-04 - Updated: 12-09-04 - id:1773804

Discailmer: I don't own LOTR.
Carolyn was trying to get out of the ropes.

“Hurting you is the last thing I want to do,” Jordy warned, “But it's still on the list!”

Sarah sighed. She had an idea, but it would involve moving to get something.

“What do the clowns do?” Callie asked.

Jordy thought.

“They make people die laughing?” Jordy said.

“Are you asking or telling?” Sarah asked.

“Asking and telling,” Jordy said, “'Cause I don't know!”

“Then you're asking,” Sarah said.

Jordy was pondering this while Sarah moved her hand carefully into her pocket and pulled out a shiny ring. It was replica of the One Ring.

“Oh, pretty!” Jordy said when she saw it.

“Wow, Sarah where-” Callie started, but was cut off by Jordy.

“Can I have it?” Jordy said.

“Maayybeee,” Sarah said, “But I'll have to think about it.

Jordy frowned.

“Pleeaaase?” she asked, using puppy-dog eyes.

“Ok, but cut the ropes first,” Sarah sad. Jordy did.

“Ok, here you go!” Sarah said, handing Jordy the ring.

“Yay!” Jordy said happily, and didn't notice that she was being pulled out the room by men in white jackets.

“Well, that was easy,” Carolyn said, and they turned away, going to visit Jordy in her insanity.

THE END



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