Author: asyousaid PM
He's a good man, but sometimes his taste gets the better of himRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-05-04 - id: 1775409
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A touch of vaudeville
To help with the mystique
It makes you look stupid
So you have a fit of pique
You're wearing cashmere
It gives you a sense of style
Has nobody told you
That your cashmere scarf is vile?
This, my friend, is why I stick to black.