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Fiction » Humor » Amazingly Short Stories By Loraine Bobkins font: B s : A A A . width: full 3/4 1/2
Author: Hopelessfool
Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-05-04 - Updated: 12-05-04 - id:1775820

Mimi and a bathroom.

“Hey Mimi, would you like to hear some poet-reh?” Said Samantha, as she sat on the toilet seat of the men’s bathroom at a rest stop.

Seeing as how there was only one toilet, Mimi was struggling to urine in the urinal nearby, “Sure,” she said.

Focusing on the writing in the bathroom stall, she started to read:

“There once was a man from Bandoo

Who fell asleep in a canoe

He dreamed of Venus

And played with his penis

And woke up with a hand full of goo”

After Mimi and Sam were done in the bathroom, they cleaned up, went back to their car, and continued along the highway.



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