In the Future, There is God and the Ultimate Chopper

written for National Novel Writing Month 2004

By Stephanie Layman
(aka StephieSama aka Lamie)

I dedicate this story to
Ashley, who just may read it after all,
and to all the Gaian Nanoers, who brought me the Ultimate Chopper and much procrastination.

In memory of my dad

Featuring Quotes from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer