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Author: jake epsteins psi girl 13
Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-08-04 - Updated: 12-08-04 - id:1778264

In order to be a follower of drama-queenism, you must have these views of the world:

1) The world revolves around you.

2) If you are unhappy, everyone needs to be unhappy.

3) Whatever you want, you get. And if you don’t get it at first (for you WILL, eventually), follow rule number 4.

4) If things don’t go your way, you can whine.

5) People are as bendable as an old coat hanger. You can twist them and turn them to get your way.

6) You are always right, and the world is wrong. Unless the world says you’re right. Because you are right. ; C )

7) Have a proper Boy-Toy. There are no such things as Drama-Kings, because then the world the world would revolve around them.

8) You can deny the people beneath your standards with a simple eye roll and a flip of the hair.

9) If something little happens, regardless what your opinion is on it, make sure you create a scene.

10) Always remember that you may be queen of the school, but jtspsi girl13 is queen of the universe. Praise her daily.



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