I despise many a thing

So sit back, relax

And listen to my rambling.

Sweaty, smelly feat

Men with long hair,

Long, yellow toe nails

Whimpy men who cry "that's not fair!"

People with body piercings or rings

On their tongue, nose, and feet

Those who swear and cuss

Why can't they be neat?!

Women in baggy pants

And showing way to much skin.

Dressing modestly and decently

Is what should be "in."

Spoiled brats, whiny kids

Drunks and lazy bums

Who live off of welfare

When there's work to be done.

Bad movies with x-rated scenes

Rap music, rock music

Despise, I do these things.